[DallasTexan]

So I'm comparing areas that have average family incomes above $70,000 in Buffalo vs. my old city, Birmingham. Here are the results.

Buffalo's Wealthiest Suburbs (Median family income 2000)

Clarence (26,123): $77,998
Orchard Park (27,637): $71,552
Grand Island (18,621): $70,521

Birmingham's Wealthiest Suburbs (Median family income in 2000 greater than $70,000):

Mountain Brook (21,821): $156,647 (17th richest city in the nation)
Indian Springs (3,125): $96,760
Meadowbrook (4,697): $92,579
Lake Purdy (5,799): $91,989
Vestavia Hills (31,022): $89,746
Hoover (67,469): $79,912
Chelsea (2,949): $72,206
Saginaw (6,129): $71,263
Trussville (12,924): $71,111
Homewood (23,963): $70,256

My new city is poor. ewww

[rockyi]

Don't be trippin' bout rich folk stuff, girl, you need a new weave....it looks like a Lhasa Apso is fuckin' yo head.

[DallasTexan]

BITCH PLEASE!

I KNOWS I NEEDS A NEW WEAVE BUT I CAN'T FIND NO ONE WITH CASH MONEY UP IN THIS IGLOO!

I needs me some fine Alabama mens up in hurr cuz I'm bossy!!!

[rockyi]

OK, my laugh just skeered the dog.

[rockyi]

In fact your quote was sig-line worthy...so I did, see.

[Ex-Ithacan]

You guys are craaaaazy.

[Buckeye Native 001]

SSP DANCE PARTY! :evil:

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[Michi]

^ Set to the music of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood theme, "It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood".

[DallasTexan]

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[Buckeye Native 001]

Tomorrow on Midwest Coffee Talk - Resurrection, Shaniqua dons blackface and sings some Al Jolson.

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Or dons some whiteface and sings some, ummm...Paul McCartney?

[Ex-Ithacan]

^^^ That was a cruel post Shaniqua. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

[Buckeye Native 001]

^Or dons some whiteface and sings some, ummm...Paul McCartney?

Whiteface and singing Eddie Money. Can't get much more white than that guy.

[rockyi]

Ummm, thank's Shaniqua. That was the only post I've ever encountered that actually had an odor to it.

[SuperstarMark]

^ Clearly you haven't been around ColDayMan enough.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ Oh snap.


Hey Mark, seems like I haven't seen ya on here in a while. Everything OK?

[rockyi]

Just a word of warning kiddies.......OK,...say you're carrying a....oh, I dunno, ... a full laundry basket on your shoulder, causing you to hold your head off to the side, and then you walk through, oh, lets say, a narrow doorway....always remember to pull your head in so you don't bash it on the doorframe.........



GODDAMN IT, that hurts!!!!!!!!
...SON OF A......!!!!

[Ex-Ithacan]

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[Buckeye Native 001]

Pretty soon rockyi's brain damage will deteriorate to the point at which he types "HOORAY FOR MITTENS!" :hyper:

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ might be there already, but let's humor him anyway.:yes:

[DallasTexan]

I wanted to go out and be fabulous tonight... you know, start off with dinner at an upscale restaurant, then onto a trendy bar, and then ending the night with a stay in a four star hotel.

...then I realized I'm still living in Buffalo. Looks like a 6 pack and my recliner tonight!


...:(...

[HomeInMyShoes]

I'll pick you up about...hmmm...how far North is Buffalo? Anyway, here's my car so you know when to get your booty off the recliner.


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[rockyi]

HOORAY FOR MITTENS!!!

[JJC50]

Don't be trippin' bout rich folk stuff, girl, you need a new weave....it looks like a Lhasa Apso is fuckin' yo head.


:haha:

[Xing]

Oh, hey, look, another Latino!

[DallasTexan]

OMG they're everywhere. Everyone, move to the Northeast before this becomes to the barrio!

[ColDayMan]

^ Oh snap.


Hey Mark, seems like I haven't seen ya on here in a while. Everything OK?

He probably got hit by a 'B' or something.

[rockyi]

Has anybody seen my shoes?

[HomeInMyShoes]

Did you look in your mittens?

[Cleveland Brown]

Has anybody seen my shoes?

Have you tried to look in Ex-Ith's ass. I assume you didn't take his earlier comments kindly :whip:

[rockyi]

I found 'em.
They were on my feet.

[Ex-Ithacan]

Have you tried to look in Ex-Ith's ass. I assume you didn't take his earlier comments kindly :whip:

Easy there big fella. The only thing up my butt is a colonoscopy scope. :rolleyes:

I did hide some shoes earlier. I thought they were rockyi's, but it turns out they were mine. Now I can't remember where I put them.:(

[HomeInMyShoes]

I was evicted from my shoes.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ Well that could be serious. Did they have the proper paperwork for an eviction? If not, you might be able to get a court to allow you to reshoe.

[rockyi]

I did hide some shoes earlier. I thought they were rockyi's, but it turns out they were mine. Now I can't remember where I put them.

I think I found 'em. Are they a pair of tan, suede, loafers, size 11, very fragrant?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Vikings are better than pirates, but ninjas are still the best.

[rockyi]

I'll bet a grizzly bear could kick the shit out of a fairy princess.

[Ex-Ithacan]

I think I found 'em. Are they a pair of tan, suede, loafers, size 11, very fragrant?

Only the fragrant part is right. :shrug:

[rockyi]

Wow, look what I found in the archives!!!!

I just arrived in Buffalo yesterday, and I couldn't be happier!!!! What a beautiful, up-to-the-minute, cosmopolitan city!!!!! I want to marry this city and stay here forever and ever and ever!!!!!

Weird, huh?

[HomeInMyShoes]

Buffalo's golden age is so last week.


Oh, I found some new digs.

http://www.pimpcostumes.com/images/products/SnakeskinShoesBlackWhiteMd.jpg

[rockyi]

^Make sure you insure those shoes. (say that real fast)

Ohh, Ohh, I found another one.

Buffalo: Day 3!!!!!
Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming, I can't believe I've finally made it to Buffalo. As sure as my name is Discuex Fantasia (or whatever the fuck it is) I bet I'm the happiest fella EVAR!!!!!
Lackawanna, North Tonawanda, how they roll off the tongue, pure poetry.
Ahhh, yes, heaven has a name, and it is Cheektowaga.

You forgot Depew.

[DallasTexan]

Looks like I am going to have to make a trip to Rock Island...


...for MURDER.

[rockyi]

Looks like you won't be the only one driving to Rock Island... look what else I found!

I once made a 'lil racecar out of my own poop.

[Cleveland Brown]

Buffalo's golden age is so last week.


Oh, I found some new digs.

http://www.pimpcostumes.com/images/products/SnakeskinShoesBlackWhiteMd.jpg

Gators? You must be from Detroit!

[DallasTexan]

OMG BUFFALO IS SO POLISH!

This is our CONGRESSMAN's AD from 2004!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


http://www.biniasz.com/images/Paul_Clark_for_Congress_2004.wma

[HomeInMyShoes]

Gators? You must be from Detroit!

St. Louis BEE-YATCH.

[Xing]

but I thought u were also from YEG or whatever...

[HomeInMyShoes]

When in Rome?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Hooray for mittens! :crazy:

[Xing]

When in Rome?

I dunno... Yeg... or Yig, or whatever.... I like confusing people... it's fun.

[Xing]

Hooray for mittens! :crazy:

Hey You's!!! :dunce: I remember ... :psycho:... when your grandaddy :eek: was :eeekk: yeeeeeee :crazy: biig :babyeat: You's :ack: grown :ahhh: so much. :drunk: You little rascle.

Don't you know what it's like to be me?!!!!

[Ex-Ithacan]

I think we all need a group intervention. But I'm not sure who could host it since we're all a bit touched (if ya know what I mean).

[HomeInMyShoes]

I dunno... Yeg... or Yig, or whatever.... I like confusing people... it's fun.

I don't need help with that. My location line is missing at least five moves.

[DallasTexan]

Buffalo accents,,,, euihyiqagiaga.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McRR76zx5To

[rockyi]

I think we all need a group intervention. But I'm not sure who could host it since we're all a bit touched (if ya know what I mean).

Touched??....Us??.....Ummm, I guess I don't know what you mean.......
.....'scuse me, there's something that needs to be said......


HOORAY FOR MITTENS!!!

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[Ex-Ithacan]

OK, if everyone gets mittens, I think we need mukluks too:

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:tup:

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Oh good lord, I'm from Canada and I don't even wear those things.

If we all get to yell hooray for something, then I'm calling shotgun on BEER.

HOORAY FOR BEER!
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[Buckeye Native 001]

Hooray for the lottery!

[DallasTexan]

OH SHIT I FORGOT MY TICKETS!


BRB'd!!!!!!!1

[Xing]

By this time, the Explorer became angry at the young village boy an yelled, "You want to be American?! You want to be American? Here! Be American!"

He pulled one of his bags from his shoulders, and in it were fresh socks, white as spring clouds.

"Take this bag. All of these socks are for you, and for you only. No matter what, do not give any of them to other villagers. Once you have a hole in a pair of socks, you must get rid of them, and put on a new pair. The pair with the holes, must be burried. "

The boy smiled. He grabbed the bag and ran off.

"So, you smile now! Those socks will be the death of you! " the Explorer shouted.



" This is Hanes idea of foreign aid? " He shut his army truck door.

Another man sat next to him, in the front, wearing all blue coveralls, and a pair of old, 80's , gold frame, glasses. "One pair per village, right?"

"Yes." The Explorer said.

"So, what's the deal with your clothes? You look like you could be the host of a travel channel documentary."

"I look at myself as an explorer."

They drove off.

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'm an icky elf. :fruit:

[rockyi]

I'll buy the next round.

[DallasTexan]

I love Buffalo :)

[Xing]

So are you going to make fun of poor rich people next?:psycho:

[HomeInMyShoes]

Why I love Saint Louis.

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[rockyi]

Wow! I just saw Fred Durst! He's working at Steak-N-Shake!

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ Did he make your fries?

[rockyi]

Naw. He was too busy bussing tables.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Did you punch him?

[HomeInMyShoes]

Or at least trip him with a full stack of dishes going by?

[Ex-Ithacan]

I bet rockyi was there for the nookie.

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Hatred of Fred and most things Limp Bizcuity is transferable Ex.

[rockyi]

I bet rockyi was there for the nookie.

How'd you know. I've picked up some great nookie at Steak-N-Shake, and better yet, they all smelled of fried meat.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Did you get any of Steak-N-Shake's hot dog flavored water and/or chocolate-covered starfish?

Well, did you? :shrug:

I need to know these things, rock.

[Cleveland Brown]

I think I pulled one of the stitches in my back :(

This will make driving home on curvy road joyful :rolleyes:

[HomeInMyShoes]

T minus 22 or so days to opening day and the Cubs have no significant injuries to report. Outside of Lou Piniella's bruised expectations.

[Buckeye Native 001]

So, less than two months from now I'll be back in Ohio.

[rockyi]

I think I pulled one of the stitches in my back :(


Did you pull your stitch because you were laughing at Gatorbitches chocolate-covered starfish remark?

[Cleveland Brown]

No, quite frankly I don't know how I did it, but it didn't involve alcohol. OJ Moment :shrug:

[Buckeye Native 001]

Awful quite 'round these parts lately.

[Ex-Ithacan]

Sly Stallone takes human growth hormones? Who woulda guessed that?

[rockyi]

Well, I see Gatorbitch didn't get all burned up-n-shit.

[Buckeye Native 001]

No, but everything in the neighborhood was covered in ash and it still smells like smoke. Seriously, that damn fire was only a couple of miles from my house. :hell:

[rockyi]

Seriously, that damn fire was only a couple of miles from my house. :hell:

Was that you that I spotted while watching MSNBC, running down the street, flailing your arms and screamin'?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Probably.

[ltsmotorsport]

Living in lalaland has turned him into a wuss.

[Cleveland Brown]

Gatorbitch who's in your new avatar? I just keep thinking to myself "angry lesbian" :sly:

[Buckeye Native 001]

Geddy Lee, lead singer of Rush. AKA "Needs Testicles Man"

[Cleveland Brown]

^ My bad, all of my favorite musicians are LONG dead. John Coltrane (d. 1967), Bill Evans (d. 1980), Art Tatum (d. 1957), Freddie Hubbard (Still alive & kicking, but old)

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Nice list. I hate Rush. I think it's because one of my best friend loves them and I just totally despise Geddy's voice. Talented guys with Neil's drumming and Geddy's basslines, but that voice just drives me insane.

[CGII]

Shows what you know, asswad.

[DallasTexan]

guys.

i have an escape plan to get away from buffalo.

[CGII]

Don't pull the trigger. There are other ways to handle your problems than suicide.

[Buckeye Native 001]

*Cues music from The Great Escape*

[HomeInMyShoes]

^I was thinking Mission Impossible theme. He's probably going to escape by getting Buffalo to rename the city.

[HomeInMyShoes]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/HomeInMyShoes/General/Escape_From_Buffalo.jpg

[Buckeye Native 001]

:haha:

Justin, just seek asylum in Canada.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Shows what you know, asswad.

Yeah really. Rush is great, buttmunch.

[CGII]

Speaking of, I really like mixing in different degrees of vulgarity. Like, 'you fucking ugly face.' Or, 'dumb head cunt fucker.'

[Buckeye Native 001]

Donkey-raping shit eater.

Thank you, South Park.