[rockyi]

Sister-plowin' pus-bucket.

I learned that one in my bible studies class.

[Ex-Ithacan]

I'll let one fly: You jerky jerk wad.

Tell me that one doesn't hurt to the bone. :yes:


:slob:

[rockyi]

^Wow, Ex! I'm gonna use that one next time I'm in rush hour traffic. I bet it's pretty effective. :yes:

[DallasTexan]

There's Rush hour traffic in Rock Island?

[rockyi]

You're a little slow there Shaniqua, I expected that remark 10 minutes ago. :eviltongue:
Actually, Quad City traffic is notorious for being horrendously bad.

BTW, does anyone know why was vid suspended again.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ I was wondering about Vid myself. Poor kid just can't stay out of trouble, eh?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Blargh.

[rockyi]

**BLAAAAAAP**

[DallasTexan]

My escape plans are in motion.

I reopened my Amsouth checking account in Birmingham today. Miss Gert is still there and she was able to get me my old account number back from my CIF history.

:banana:

[rockyi]

Buffalo sure will miss you.

[Ex-Ithacan]

Amsouth? Do they sell cosmetics and cleaning products?

[Xing]

YvRhOpqZO7I

[Buckeye Native 001]

So getting to watch an hourlong taping of The Price is Right is a ten hour ordeal. I learned this the hard way yesterday.

[Cleveland Brown]

Jeez my life sucks :(

Back-to-back 90-100 hour work/school weeks (this week and the next) :hell: Hell, I really shouldn't be posting on here, but it keeps me sane, well at least a bit :shrug:

For the next 14 days from 7:30am until midnight I'll be at school/work/ or communting

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'll trade you law school for my 3 jobs and 80-hour work weeks.

[Cleveland Brown]

Deal!

By April 2nd you'll need to crank out

50 page memo to the ICC
Two sets of draft Requests for admissions
Two sets of draft Interrogatories
Draft motion to dismiss
Legislative history research
Research memo on the Federal Rules of Evidence
go to my classes
my 200 page per week reading assignments for class
work on my finals outlines

... oh If I'm lucky, I'll have to fly out of town around then and prepare for an interview. BTW, more work could come, but these are the things that I must absolutely get done by then ;)

[Buckeye Native 001]

Hmm... :hmmm:

[rockyi]

So getting to watch an hourlong taping of The Price is Right is a ten hour ordeal. I learned this the hard way yesterday.

You sat through that?

My paternal grandmother won the big showcase on "The Price is Right" back in '92 or '93. She was nearing 80 at that time and she won all kinds of crap she didn't need or want, like a dune buggy, scuba gear, snow ski equipment, hiking stuff, and a jet ski. She wanted to leave the junk with her daughter (my aunt) who had teenagers and lived in Santa Barbara but due to the strict rules of the show, all of that stuff had to be delivered to her home in Elk River, Minnesota. Do you know how hard it is to unload a dune buggy and skuba gear in Minnesota? By brother took the snow skies off of her hands but the other shit was in her garage for years. They wouldn't give her the cash equivalent either, AND she had to pay taxes on this stuff. Other than getting to kiss her "big daddy man", Bob Barker, I think she regretted ever going to the show.

[Buckeye Native 001]

My dad and brother are huge fans. I was just the transportation, but the girl I was sitting next to got called down, so I might be on national television for all of two seconds.

[rockyi]

So.......did the girl sitting next to you have a nice butt?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Dunno, she ran down there before I could check... :sly:

[ltsmotorsport]

There's always time to check. Are you even a real man anymore?

[Buckeye Native 001]

There's always time to check. Are you even a real man anymore?

Are you threatening to revoke my man card?

[rockyi]

I thought maybe when she stood up she brushed her butt past your face on her mad dash to get to contestansts row.

[Buckeye Native 001]

No, unfortunately I was sitting on the wrong side for that to happen. :(

[DallasTexan]

HEHE i changed my phone number today.

[Xing]

too many calls from your baby's daddy?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Did you get an Atlanta or Birmingham number despite living in Buffalo? :sly:

[Cleveland Brown]

HEHE i changed my phone number today.

Bill collector problems, lol? :haha:

[buffalo716]

I got a Birmingham number :D

[Ex-Ithacan]

Does this mean no more Polka Nights at St Stanislau's on saturdays in Cheektowaga? :shrug: :(

[DallasTexan]

hahaha I used my friend's computer. oops

[Xing]

..oops

[rockyi]

HEHE i changed my phone number today.


1-800-I LOVE BUFFTOWN

[Buckeye Native 001]

1-900-beefalo

[Ex-Ithacan]

I heard he got 1-800-buff sux.

[Buckeye Native 001]

1-800-f*ckbuf

[UglymanCometh]

1 800 Bufbuff

[Buckeye Native 001]

1-800-867-5309

Ask for Jenny. You'll get Justin.

[DallasTexan]

HAHAHAHAHA.

Buffalo's once LOVED Willis McGahee is now the most hated man in town, and boy does he HATE Buffalo.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/football/bal-sp.mcgahee25mar25,0,3932402.story?page=1&coll=bal-sports-fo

Happy to leave

Last season ended and McGahee left Buffalo, N.Y., immediately. "I couldn't wait to get out of there," the running back says. He rushed home to Miami and left his visiting mother in Buffalo to tie up loose ends. McGahee had no doubt that his time with the Bills was over, even though another year remained on his contract.

Ten weeks later, his agent called and told McGahee a trade to Baltimore was complete. "I was yelling and [stuff], running through the whole house, screaming, 'Yes! Yes!'" he says. "It was such a relief."

(ed. note - that's SO ME!!!)

"I've grown a whole lot," McGahee says. "It doesn't feel like it's been five years since college. Coming from Miami, I was used to partying, going out, just having something to do every night. Restaurants, whatever. Going to Buffalo, it was like hitting a brick wall. Like, 'Damn!' Can't go out, can't do nothing. There's an Applebee's, a TGI Friday's, and they just got a Dave & Busters. They got that, and I'm like, 'What the?' And, you know, the women ...

:haha:

In fact, I love him so much now, well... look at the name :D

:haha:

[HomeInMyShoes]

What ch-you talking about Willis?

[Cleveland Brown]

Alright Willis, what did you do with Shaniqua, "my baby mama"?

[Ex-Ithacan]

So is Bawlmer next for ya Willis? Hope you like crab cakes.

[UglymanCometh]

[/b] Like, 'Damn!' Can't go out, can't do nothing. There's an Applebee's, a TGI Friday's, and they just got a Dave & Busters. They got that, and I'm like, 'What the?' And, you know, the women ...

And he's just described Detroit to the tee.... just replace Applebee's, TGI Friday's, and Dave & Buster's with Au Bon Pain, Checkers, and Fed Ex/Kinko's and we've completed the change from a McGahee quote to a Sarreaux quote.

Oh.... and you KNOW the women....
(re: Shaniqua's former avatar)

[DallasTexan]

Buffalo women (yes, the 80s are alive and well):

http://photos21.flickr.com/26066061_eed9ee1452_o.jpg

Notice the vintage Buffalo decor:

http://www.psp.state.pa.us/troopr/lib/troopr/joanne_williams1978.jpg

For those who prefer older women:

http://www.christianchallenge.org/AWANA/Images/JoAnne.jpg

I'll take Shaniqua.

[UglymanCometh]

I would show some photos of the average Detroit woman, but porn's not allowed on the site. :haha:

[rockyi]

http://www.psp.state.pa.us/troopr/lib/troopr/joanne_williams1978.jpg

YIKES!!!



http://www.christianchallenge.org/AWANA/Images/JoAnne.jpg

Double YIKES!!!
(Isn't that cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch?)

[Cleveland Brown]

http://www.psp.state.pa.us/troopr/lib/troopr/joanne_williams1978.jpg


Something tells me the carpet doesn't match the drapes :sly:

[Ex-Ithacan]

:haha:

[Hayward]

My eyes! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


So today I was in Detroit and walking through Hart Plaza and

[UglymanCometh]

My eyes! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


So today I was in Detroit and walking through Hart Plaza and

and?

[Cleveland Brown]

^ That's not the question! What the hell was he doing walking around Hart Plaza? He was probably up to some terrorist activity!

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Holy shit, Hayward was busy typing in what they were doing and security grabbed them and the laptop at that point. My god! What's happened to Hayward!?! Has anyone seen them since this post?

[DallasTexan]

This weekend is SO exciting.

NASHVILLE!!!!

THEN BIRMINGHAM!!!

THEN ATLANTA!!!

THEN BACK TO BIRMINGHAM!!!!

then buffalo :(

[UglymanCometh]

Apparently Buffalo sucks, cause I've never seen or heard anyone get geeked about Birmingham....

[DallasTexan]

It has a building newer than 1970!!!

[Cleveland Brown]

Apparently Buffalo sucks, cause I've never seen or heard anyone get geeked about Birmingham....

Could you imagine how much WMG would bitch if he moved to Detroit?

[James Bond Agent 007]

For the Chicagoans:
http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/showpost.php?p=2729039&postcount=103

[Xing]

For the Chicagoans:
http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/showpost.php?p=2729039&postcount=103

AHHHHHHH!!!!! :banana: :righton:

[Cleveland Brown]

I have no motivation :(

[Buckeye Native 001]

None of us do, that's why we post here.

[DallasTexan]

I'm in the SOUTH!!!!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[HomeInMyShoes]

Motivation is overrated.

I've been watching too many irritated Bills fans rants on youtube. Some are entertaining, many are just plain disturbing.

Don't click on this if you don't like sports injuries.

xSySFNv9xNE

[DallasTexan]

I can't wait for the Bills to move. God, that will be the day...

[rockyi]

I'm getting the impression that you're not crazy about Buffalo.

[Ex-Ithacan]

I think he probably just had a bad chicken wing there, and is holding the whole metro responsible for the hospital visit.

[CGII]

Florida is awful.

Honestly, the only good that comes from Florida is Miami Beach, banyan and kapok trees, the barrier islands and about 1/3 of Key West.

[DallasTexan]

Well, do you know what ruined Florida?

Old New Yorkers.

It's true...

[CGII]

Yes, them and they're pronouncing it 'Flah-rih-deh.'

[UglymanCometh]

it's those damn swamps, I tell ya. They need to drain them and build some mountains, SC2 style.

reticulate those spines.

[Buckeye Native 001]

xSySFNv9xNE

Greatest. Game. EVAR!

[Hayward]

it's those damn swamps, I tell ya. They need to drain them and build some mountains, SC2 style.

reticulate those spines.


Oh so that's what that annoying b*tch said at the beginning of the game.

[DallasTexan]

Actually, it was "reticulating splines."

[Buckeye Native 001]

^Indeed it was.

[DallasTexan]

I love the new Sheraton Birmingham. Even though I worked here, it feels so different now. Of course, I miss the old rooms, but these are hard to beat.

http://www.starwoodhotels.com/pub/media/198/she198gr.35444_lg.jpg

[steel]

Apparently Buffalo sucks, cause I've never seen or heard anyone get geeked about Birmingham....


That is funny

[Cleveland Brown]

What do you do when you need to add at least 10 more pages and 5 more sources to a 30 page paper due tommorow @ 5:30pm and it's 10:30pm the day before? :brickwall:

most annoying "polished draft" EVAR! I'm only posting here to keep my sanity.

[UglymanCometh]

Actually, it was "reticulating splines."

doesn't matter, I ended up slicing it in half with a fault line anyway.

[Cleveland Brown]

Right now if I had a choice between sex with Jessica Alba and falling asleep right now in an uncomfortable position, I'd have to take a moment and would probably choose sleep.

I don't know what this means, either I'm working too hard or... :shrug:

[Buckeye Native 001]

Never EVER refuse sex with Jessica Alba, no matter how deleriously tired you are. :hell:

[CGII]

Maybe he's gay?

[Ex-Ithacan]

If I had sex with Jessica Alba, I'd probably fall asleep forever. :goodnight:

[Cleveland Brown]

Maybe he's gay?

I'll just let you know that I live in the straighest city in Northeast, Ohio - LAKEWOOD. :haha:

[Buckeye Native 001]

Wow, you're straight cred goes right out the roof with that one... :sly:

I'm revoking your membership. You turn down sex with Jessica Alba AND you live in Lakewood. AND you left Michigan for Ohio.

[Cleveland Brown]

If I had sex with Jessica Alba, I'd probably fall asleep forever. :goodnight:

Leave for us youngin's oldtimer.:tup: Plus, I hear that Viagra, and a hot flexable young woman can be a deadly combination for the 40+ crowd.

[Cleveland Brown]

Wow, you're straight cred goes right out the roof with that one... :sly:

I'm revoking your membership. You turn down sex with Jessica Alba AND you live in Lakewood. AND you left Michigan for Ohio.

The fuck??? How can you "revoke" someones "straight membership"? I thought membership was automatic!

And this from the self-proclaimed "Asexual" :haha:

[Ex-Ithacan]

Leave for us youngin's oldtimer.:tup: Plus, I hear that Viagra, and a hot flexable young woman can be a deadly combination for the 40+ crowd.


I thought I had a shot at priapism, but it only lasted 3 hours and 42 minutes. :shrug:

[DallasTexan]

I'm in Maryland. Hi exith!!!!

[rockyi]

......Plus, I hear that Viagra, and a hot flexable young woman can be a deadly combination for the 40+ crowd.

When you say "flexable young woman", do you mean - fold her up and hide her back under the bed when you're done before anybody sees her, "flexable?"

[Cleveland Brown]

^ If I showed you a picture of what I was talking about I would get banned :D

Kegel exercises!

[Buckeye Native 001]

The fuck??? How can you "revoke" someones "straight membership"? I thought membership was automatic!

And this from the self-proclaimed "Asexual" :haha:

I still have some heterosexual tendencies.

[Cleveland Brown]

I still have some heterosexual tendencies.

I'm sure that's what Clay Aiken tells himself every morning.

[rockyi]

^Ooooooooo!!!!

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'm sure that's what Clay Aiken tells himself every morning.

Except that Clay Aiken is clearly a homosexual, while Gatorbitch Squared was once a heterosexual, but went through a Ted Haggard-esque de-heterosexualizing clinic in which he came out an asexual.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^Was it painful? :(





I'm in Maryland. Hi exith!!!!

Sorry I missed ya yesterday evening Willis, but my bedtime is 8pm. :shrug:

[Cleveland Brown]

Except that Clay Aiken is clearly a homosexual, while Gatorbitch Squared was once a heterosexual, but went through a Ted Haggard-esque de-heterosexualizing clinic in which he came out an asexual.

Kind of like Little Richard and that whole "church/gospel" thing he did a while back :shrug: I think he's "offically" asexual too!

Moving on, I almost pissed my pants yesterday after several sleepless, stressfull nights fininshing a 40 page draft paper and a classmate asks me, SERIOUSLY, "what are we talking about in class?" the day the draft was due :koko:

Needless to say, that person has 21 days to turn in their final 50 polished page paper, with at least 40 sources, 150 footnotes, and photo copies of every source. I wished them "good luck" and told them to get started.

[rockyi]

I'm sure that's what Clay Aiken tells himself every morning.

Kind of like Little Richard and that whole "church/gospel" thing he did a while back :shrug: I think he's "offically" asexual too!


Damn, Buckster, first Nerd makes a reference to Clay Aiken, then Little Richard.....methinks you just might have to make a little sidetrip to Cleveland and pay someone a visit. :twoguns:

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'll be in the Land of Cleve in early May. :evil:

[DallasTexan]

Well, I guess everyone needs to know.

I got a job in Birmingham yesterday.

[Cleveland Brown]

Well, I guess everyone needs to know.

I got a job in Birmingham yesterday.

That'll be one hell of a commute from Buffalo :haha: