[Cleveland Brown]

We can have it here in Cleveland. Everyone meet me in front of Old Court House in Cleveland, here's a picture ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/DetroitNerd/London-Paris105.jpg

[Cleveland Brown]

I got a new car! The Green Bastard is gone!

Green Bastard? I'm telling the Jolly Green Giant that you've been fucking his wife! Dumbfuck should have known when the kid was born giving the finger. BTW, congrats on the new car.

[rockyi]

Who's up for a picnic? We can celebrate CBs success and Buckey's new wheels. Just let me dig a path to the table for ya.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3288/2343272512_25da11f335.jpg

Cool, a picnic!! It's been awhile since we've had a winter picnic. I'll call Ernest Borgnine somebody else get a hold of Tina Yothers and have her make her special potato salad.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Cool, a picnic!! It's been awhile since we've had a winter picnic. I'll call Ernest Borgnine somebody else get a hold of Tina Yothers and have her make her special potato salad.

And to think, several of us almost got suspended for getting that thread off-track... :haha:

Can Abe Vigoda and Wilford Brimley come too? They can fit (especially Wilford) in the back of my oh-so-spacious car no problem. :tup:

[rockyi]

I've never had the honor of being suspended yet. What a status symbol.

If you bring Brimley, make sure he stays away from the deviled eggs. They make him gassy and he can destroy your "new car smell" with one rip.

[HomeInMyShoes]

And to think, several of us almost got suspended for getting that thread off-track... :haha:



It wasn't off-track. Some just felt the picnic needed some extra attendees and some more lively food and drink.

It's not just CB that's had the makeover. Cleveland itself is also looking rather svelte these days.

[Buckeye Native 001]

It wasn't off-track. Some just felt the picnic needed some extra attendees and some more lively food and drink.


It was just an attempt to liven up an otherwise boring picnic.

[DallasTexan]

Well, now that CB is so svelte, I must compete!

[Ex-Ithacan]

It was just an attempt to liven up an otherwise boring picnic.

OK, one more word about a P****c and I'm turning you all in. :sly:

[HomeInMyShoes]

ants

[Buckeye Native 001]

red-and-white checkered tablecloths!

[rockyi]

a big ole basket loaded with ham-n-baloney sammiches!!!!

[vid]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2346793442_637959f51f.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/northcountrybears/2346793442/)

Duluth!! The sexiest city in the upper Midwest!! :banana:

(I found this by searching for "Duluth" and just "Duluth". Honest.)

[HomeInMyShoes]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/HomeInMyShoes/General/outtahere.jpg

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ That gave me a shiver.......too realistic. :runaway:

[Buckeye Native 001]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/HomeInMyShoes/General/outtahere.jpg

Oddly enough, that's how my last picnic went. Giant man-eating ants and all... :(

[Detroit5000]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/HomeInMyShoes/General/outtahere.jpg

That's why I love going to Belle Isle!

[Cleveland Brown]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2346793442_637959f51f.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/northcountrybears/2346793442/)

Duluth!! The sexiest city in the upper Midwest!! :banana:

(I found this by searching for "Duluth" and just "Duluth". Honest.)

Is that supposed to be sexy? They've made more tacky mistakes than an exurban straight guy!

Cheap Beer/Mike's Hard Lemonade
Fat, shirtless, hairy, and balding
INDOOR pool and lawn furniture
Barefoot (athlete's foot anyone?)

Sorry, I've seen drunk tailgators at NFL games with more class. Perhaps a few of us need to move to Duluth and do the reverse fab 5.

[Cleveland Brown]

That's why I love going to Belle Isle!

There's no 40s, fat girls dancing in "booty short" and bras, and a bunch of guys standing around their Monte Carlos.

[Detroit5000]

There's no 40s, fat girls dancing in "booty short" and bras, and a bunch of guys standing around their Monte Carlos.

True, and guys in their Cadillac Escalades stopping in the middle of the road, yelling at a bunch of girls in a car. Plus everyone has to be wasted to drive on Belle Isle too. I forgot the smell of weed in the air too.

[vid]

Cheap Beer/Mike's Hard Lemonade
Fat, shirtless, hairy, and balding
INDOOR pool and lawn furniture
Barefoot (athlete's foot anyone?)

When you put it that way, Thunder Bay and Duluth have a lot more in common than I always though.. :hmmm:

[rockyi]

So anyway, last night me and Virginia took Buddy for a walk on the Rock Island riverfront and what a perfect night for it, the weather was sunny and warming up and the sky was loaded with huge bald eagles doing some fishing before heading back north for the summer. What an beautiful sight as they spot their prey and then go into this incredibly fast, shallow dive and with one swipe of their talons they've grabbed a nice-sized fish and then glide to the nearest tree-top to feast. It literally took my breath away......

..........of course if I had me a gun, I'd be sportin' me a fine pair of eagle boots right about now.

[vid]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3031/2346119527_a4b895b99d.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/northcountrybears/2346119527/)
I know it's mean spirited for me to do so, but I can't stop laughing at them. :) Apparently, Karaoke followed their little indoor poolside romp.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2346865890_6921ddb2ae.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/northcountrybears/2346865890/)
On the other hand, they have enough sense to wear decent length shorts. We should be thankful. Unlike DonB, they do not have good legs.

And now a somewhat redeeming quality:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3247/2346948509_25b95df672.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/20934243@N05/2346948509/)

Canal Park and the lift bridge. :)

(As always, click the pics to see the photo page)

[Cleveland Brown]

I know it's mean spirited for me to do so, but I can't stop laughing at them. :)

I don't think Rosie O'Donnell appreciates you laughing at her!

[Ex-Ithacan]

^^ ****speechless**** :uhh:

[vid]

Well, she does look good in that goatee. :)

And second-from-the-left is really getting into it.

[Buckeye Native 001]

My thoughts on Arizona?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2350538601_e6e87219e2.jpg?v=0
Source (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2350538601_e6e87219e2.jpg?v=0)

[vid]

Is that a pumpkin? Cute. :)

[rockyi]

I believe that pumpkin is flipping us off.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ I think the cactus is too.

[DallasTexan]

Nashville is so trashy.

But, I digress... that's its charm!

[Cleveland Brown]

Nashville is so trashy.

But, I digress... that's its charm!

... sez the man from B-Ham? Let me know when Gary starts trash talking Flint.

[DallasTexan]

Birmingham is hood, not trashy.

[rockyi]

Somewhere behind my building there's a dog barking and I swear that damn thing hasn't taken a breath in two hours.
Does anybody know of an effective way to make it stop without the use of weapons or rat poison?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Buy a gun that can hold a silencer.

[vid]

I was going to suggest offering it a steak with rat poison on it but you said not rat poison... so use cyanide.

[Cleveland Brown]

Birmingham is hood, not trashy.

The last time I was there I would say both terms accurately describe the city... along with ghetto, much like Detroit. :tup:

Hell, I have ghetto, country, AND trashy "rel-tives" that live in B-Ham :(

[Cleveland Brown]

I was going to suggest offering it a steak with rat poison on it but you said not rat poison... so use cyanide.

Whenever you're in Cleveland vid, please come over for dinner :)

[rockyi]

Don't do it, vid...it's a trap!!!!!!

[rockyi]

BTW, I've decided to use to use the rat poison but not on the dog. It's the owners who need to be put down. :hell:

[DallasTexan]

The last time I was there I would say both terms accurately describe the city... along with ghetto, much like Detroit. :tup:

Hell, I have ghetto, country, AND trashy "rel-tives" that live in B-Ham :(

Well, do they live in the Western part of town?

[Cleveland Brown]

Hey Chicagoians

Guess what takes longer, my flight in from Cleveland to O'Hare or the blue line from the airport to the loopS?

Sent via BB while still trying to get downtown :(

[Buckeye Native 001]

Agreed. The CTA Blue Line from O'Hare to downtown crawls along at a snail's pace :(

[HomeInMyShoes]

Kwame, Kwame, Kwame.

[rockyi]

Well, looky there. Buckeye's back.

[Cleveland Brown]

Yay! Back on the blue line.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Well, looky there. Buckeye's back.

Yeah, and I only had to post the greatest recipe EVAR!

[rockyi]

I saw. Remind me never to make a sammich at your house. :uhh:

I'm quite the opposite in the kitchen. For instance, I have a dishwasher but I sometimes pile dishes in the sink because opening the dishwasher takes too much effort.

Yep! I'm the Duke of Sloth!!! Yep!

[Buckeye Native 001]

I saw. Remind me never to make a sammich at your house. :uhh:

I'm quite the opposite in the kitchen. For instance, I have a dishwasher but I sometimes pile dishes in the sink because opening the dishwasher takes too much effort.

We didn't have a dishwasher in my on-campus apartment in college, but my roommate and his live-in girlfriend did that constantly (and I was the one who supplied the dishes in our house). They never cleaned anything up, much less rinse off the dishes after use, and the smell was unbearable. Usually I ended up cleaning the dishes, and it was a half-day ordeal.

Also, I ended up sleeping on the couch whenever she stayed over (which was always) because it was a one bedroom appartment, which might explain some of my bitterness toward the concept of relationships.

Anyway, I'm kinda proud of this:

Angry Man's Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich :banana:

Ingredients:
Peanut Butter
Jelly
Bread
Knife (preferably not a sharp one)
Plate

Directions:
1. Take knife and 1 slice of bread. Get peanut butter on knife, then spread on one side of the slice of bread (don't spread on both sides unless you're retarded and like things messy)
2. Rinse/wipe off knife because I will hunt you down and slaughter your family if you stick that goddamn knife in the jelly jar while its still got peanut butter on it. There's a reason they come in two separate containers, folks...
3. Take (clean) knife and another slice of bread. Get jelly on knife and spread on one side of the bread (so help me god if you jelly both sides of the bread and make a mess)
4. Take the slice of bread with the jelly and apply it to the slice of bread with the peanut butter. Make sure the peanut butter and the jelly meet, otherwise you're an asshole who just likes to mess up my kitchen.
5. Put sandwich on plate. Do whatever the fuck you like with it, just rinse off the knife and put the peanut butter and jelly containers back from where you got them. How would you like it if I came to your house and made a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and not put anything back where I found it? And close that damn refrigerator door, I'm not paying to air condition all of Phoenix...
6. Enjoy, goddammit.

[rockyi]

Thankfully, I don't let things pile up until there's odor or bugs. That would bother me.
Oddly enough, my friends don't believe me when I say I'm a slob because I usually have the place looking pretty good when I have company. (as long as I have advance warning of visitors) Just don't look in my closets, that's where everything goes during quick clean-ups.

[Detroit5000]

It's my 21st birthday and kwame is with me!

[vid]

For real?

That must be a pretty wild party.

[Buckeye Native 001]

The MBTA thread in the Transportation subforum got locked/purged :(

[rockyi]

.........:shuffle:

[Cleveland Brown]

I'm going to Detroit, again, next weekend to make Kwame my bitch :whip:

Any suggestions? How to I get chloroform on a pork chop :hmmm:

[Buckeye Native 001]

.........:shuffle:

Did you have something to do with it? :hell:

[rockyi]

Did you have something to do with it? :hell:

I think everybody that posted in that thread had something to do with it. :haha: I'm surprised it took well over eight pages before it was purged.

It's so sad to think about all those Daquanism's.......lost forever.
My favorite was...."Homelessness has been around for years, maybe even centuries!!" :eek:

[Ex-Ithacan]

Youse guys are a bunch of trouble-makers. No doubt about it.

[rockyi]

I seem to recall you posting a nude photo of yourself with a G.I. Joe crotch in that thread. :D

[Buckeye Native 001]

I think everybody that posted in that thread had something to do with it. :haha: I'm surprised it took well over eight pages before it was purged.

It's so sad to think about all those Daquanism's.......lost forever.
My favorite was...."Homelessness has been around for years, maybe even centuries!!" :eek:

Somebody probably saved it. I think mthq has quite an extensive archive of "classic" threads.

Still, I love being called a moron. Pot, meet kettle...

[Ex-Ithacan]

I seem to recall you posting a nude photo of yourself with a G.I. Joe crotch in that thread. :D




:shuffle:

[rockyi]

Somebody probably saved it. I think mthq has quite an extensive archive of "classic" threads.


That would be cool if someone did. I got quite a few huge laughs from that thread.
.....But, you know, it seems that most of the threads that really get me laughing seem to end up getting purged.

[rockyi]

Even though, it seems, Daquan was joking when he said he was 13 and Ex was kidding when he said he was a nude male model....but, I really AM a 6'7" black man named Tyree.

[Buckeye Native 001]

For some reason, I don't think Daquan "jokes" about anything...

[Ex-Ithacan]

Even though, it seems, Daquan was joking when he said he was 13 and Ex was kidding when he said he was a nude male model....but, I really AM a 6'7" black man named Tyree.


Now don't get bitter just because your knees are shot and any chance of a pro career is out the door......

[vid]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6927/clipboard01hf6.jpg

What the hell, guys? I know my city sucks but it isn't that bad.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Haha, you're part of Ohio...

http://www.nataliedee.com/052005/ohio.jpg
Source (http://www.nataliedee.com/052005/ohio.jpg)

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ Geez BN, I didn't realize you are an artist.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Sadly, that's not mine. My skills of an artist are more like this...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/2381028399_175530425e.jpg?v=0

[vid]

Yay!

What's bloob?

[Buckeye Native 001]

I was trying to write "blood" with a mouse, and it didn't turn out very well...

As for the original picture, it belongs to ColDayMan. I don't think he knows I doctored it, though.

[ColDayMan]

Yes he does.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Shit...

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ uh-oh, somebody's in trouble......

[rockyi]

I see a lawsuit a comin'.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Good thing I live in such a sprawl-infested mess that its not worth ColDay's time or energy to hunt me down :hyper:

[vid]

Yes, but you still live in a sprawl-infested mess. :\

[Buckeye Native 001]

If it means I don't have to face the wrath of ColDay, so be it.

[DallasTexan]

I'm in HOUSTON!!! About to fly to Charleston, WV!

[Cleveland Brown]

I'm in HOUSTON!!! About to fly to Charleston, WV!

West Virginia - The state where a family renion and wedding can have the same participants - including bride and groom :tup:

OP, now you will know how "northerners" feel when visiting Alabama

[ColDayMan]

If it means I don't have to face the wrath of ColDay, so be it.

I'm everywhere. Watch your back.

http://www.urbanohio.com/gallery/index.php?album=Other+Places%2FUnited+States%2FArizona%2FPhoenix&image=Phoenix2.jpg&p=*full-image

[Buckeye Native 001]

It appears I spoke too soon.

[Detroit5000]

Open in IE, lmao I pissed my pantaloons.

http://kwamesexytime.ytmnd.com/

[rockyi]

"LEAVE KWAME ALONE!!!!!!!.....LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!"
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/070913/n_britney_no1fan_070913.300w.jpg

[Ex-Ithacan]

Tag, you're it.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Tag, you're it. No tag-backs.

[rockyi]

Forget this tag nonsense. I wanna play dodge ball!!

[Ex-Ithacan]

How's about a nice game of Jarts? And to make it interesting, how's about blindfolded?

http://snag.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/jarts.jpg

[rockyi]

Blindfolded AND overhand.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Blindfolded AND overhand.

And the tip of the jarts should be doused in gasoline and lit on fire! :hyper:

[rockyi]

....Instead of throwing jarts...lets throw bricks....at cars......from an overpass......

Damn, Ex. Look what you started.

[Detroit5000]

How's about a nice game of Jarts? And to make it interesting, how's about blindfolded?

http://snag.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/jarts.jpg

LOL! We have those in my garage. Nothing like throwing a sharp metal dart in the air to try to get in the hoop. Remember kids safety last! My dad told me they banned them, is that true?

[HomeInMyShoes]

I call horseshoes. I'm less hip than even the oldest members on skyscraperpage.

[Buckeye Native 001]

....Instead of throwing jarts...lets throw bricks....at cars......from an overpass......

Can we light the bricks on fire?

I call horseshoes. I'm less hip than even the oldest members on skyscraperpage.

Someone thought it'd be a good idea to have horseshoes at a family outing a few years back. My uncle, who'd never played the game before, held onto the horseshoe for too long, throwing it straight up in the air.

Needless to say, everyone scattered about 50 to 75 yards away in every direction to make sure we weren't bopped on the head when the shoe came back down.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ Too bad, they make a cool ringing sound when they hit someone in the noggin.

[Buckeye Native 001]

^ Too bad, they make a cool ringing sound when they hit someone in the noggin.

Really? I would think they'd make a cracking sound, like when you break open an egg. What kind of material are the bones in your family made of!? ;)

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ Ever hear of Cro-Magnon? Yeah, we're special "people".

[rockyi]

LOL! We have those in my garage. Nothing like throwing a sharp metal dart in the air to try to get in the hoop. Remember kids safety last! My dad told me they banned them, is that true?

I'm not sure if they actually banned them, but even if they did, I'm guessing that one out of every five homes in suburbia and small town North America already has a set in their garage.........Ban them? Tooooooo late. :yes:

[rockyi]

Of course, back in the late 60's, early 70's, Jart accidents weren't quite as gruesome as "Klacker" accidents.

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_pop/klackers.jpg
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/pop/klackers.htm

What the hell were we thinking back then.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ I lost my front teeth and part of my nose to those damn things.:ahhh: