[DallasTexan]

OMG, I love my Jeep! I can't believe I went this long without one!

[Buckeye Native 001]

Bah. You guys and your cars that work and don't need 2500 bucks worth of work to be brought back to life...

[Cleveland Brown]

OMG, I love my Jeep! I can't believe I went this long without one!

Crashed my Jeep last week :( , and when I pulled up to the repair shop, they had the same Model and color rental waiting for me. The only difference is the model year. :D

[Cleveland Brown]

Bah. You guys and your cars that work and don't need 2500 bucks worth of work to be brought back to life...

Yes, but our vehicles use gas like crazy and require maintanence on things (front and rear differentials & transfer case) that most cars don't have. Plus SUV tires are WAYYYYYYY more expensive than economy tires on small cars.

[CGII]

Bah. You guys and your cars that work and don't need 2500 bucks worth of work to be brought back to life...
True...but I bet Brutus' actual value is somewhere close to how much you paid to fix it...

[Buckeye Native 001]

Doesn't matter. Hopefully by this time next year I'll have a more reliable car. Very few items under the hood now are original parts from 1994.

[Ex-Ithacan]

I'm selling my Dodge Dakota tomorrow. It saddens my heart. Been through a lot with that truck. But the wife needs a new car and that will be part of the down payment. Plus it will lesson my image as a redneck.

[Buckeye Native 001]

But the car, the axe and the top hat are so...YOU!

[Ex-Ithacan]

Well, the deed is done. No more pick'm up truck.:(

[Buckeye Native 001]

You want my bionic car?

[Ex-Ithacan]

I don't think I could handle it. It doesn't talk to you or anything does it?

[Buckeye Native 001]

No, but some integral part breaks down when you least expect it! :tup:

[CGII]

That's exactly the kind of car I've been searching for! :hyper:

[DallasTexan]

YAY Ohio!

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/cropmap/ohio/maps/OHgeo.jpg

[ColDayMan]

That isn't Ohio. It's Hell.

[Buckeye Native 001]

No, this is Hell:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/OrangeCountyCA_Map.gif

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ Ever been to Camden?

[DallasTexan]

Or Buffalo?

[Buckeye Native 001]

No to Camden, yes to Beefalo.

[CGII]

Actually, you're all wrong. This is hell.
http://image.maps.yahoo.com/mapimage?MAPData=dqNPk_hyzy0C0lWNqXYoNQrEDsBgw_tVFUO0co_i4t.y5cNIdBRYp7tQgMeyv9uRcY7eOsOt0pLexFaL8gQHZP0OYt603320poNhTr2kF2NCgJs-

[Buckeye Native 001]

Where the hell is that?

[CGII]

Hell, Michigan. The one and only.

[Buckeye Native 001]

That was dumb. You fail at life. Press the restart (or prayer) button.

[CGII]

Or go to Hell?

[Buckeye Native 001]

No. That would be too smart. :hmmm:

[DallasTexan]

Does Milwaukee take Discover?

[Buckeye Native 001]

No. Only American Express.

[DallasTexan]

Yay, I'll get SPG points then!

[Buckeye Native 001]

Careful though. They might kick yer ass for using a credit card.

[CGII]

Moreso, you better have your cheques written out before hand or we'll kick yer ass for taking up our goddamn time in line.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Cheques? You mean checks?

I don't know what country you're from, Wissyboy, but you're in America now. Start speaking/spelling American.

[DallasTexan]

HSBC says they're cheques, so they are cheques.

[CGII]

Cheques? You mean checks?

I don't know what country you're from, Wissyboy, but you're in America now. Start speaking/spelling American.
[Bush voice]
Heh, I have a bill on Congress now to change the national language of America from 'American' to 'Freedom.'[/Bush voice]

[Buckeye Native 001]

HSBC says they're cheques, so they are cheques.

HSBC doesn't count because, like, they're all into international banking, and shit. So, yeah.

Bank of America calls them checks. :P

[CGII]

I don't believe you. So I hit the prayer button and it is automatically 'cheques.' I win by default.

[Buckeye Native 001]

That's not the intended use for the prayer button, Sconie.

[CGII]

Help help! My religion is under attack! Non believer! Feel the wrath of the prayer button!

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'm not feeling anything. I think its because I live on the Left Coast. :evil:

[CGII]

So...does that make the East Coast the Right Coast? Because I'm pretty sure New York and Boston aren't very conservative, either.

[Buckeye Native 001]

We have San Francisco, Seattle, and Portland if you don't mind driving an hour inland from the ocean.

So nyah. :P

[CGII]

While the West Coast is certainly more liberal, it doesn't exactly make the East Coast the 'Right Coast...' :rolleyes:

[Buckeye Native 001]

I say you still live in Wisconsin.

[CGII]

Wisconsin, and for that matter, all the other Great Lakes states are blue.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Well, yeah. What body of water isn't blue?

The Ohio River doesn't count. Everyone knows its brown.

[UglymanCometh]

The mighty Scioto River is industrial blue (read: grey)

[Buckeye Native 001]

Since when is the Scioto "mighty"?

[Jeff_in_Dayton]

Its pretty wide down around Porstmouth way.

[Detroit5000]

Someone needs to shut their legs. It's starting to smell like a rotting fillet-o-fish from McDonald's in this thread.

[Cleveland Brown]

^ There are no women in here so it can't smell like that, but I'm sure there are some guys here with less than decent hygine who have the dreaded "FDS"

[Buckeye Native 001]

Its all the Detroiters here, both current and ex-residents.

[Cleveland Brown]

Detroit sucks, I will NEVER live in that shithole again. The only nice thing about Cleveland is that its far from Detroit and close to decent cities on the east coast. Plus it's not located in the shitiest part of Ohio - Cininnati/WV/KY/Cousin-fuckin'land.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Hey hey hey, Cousin fuckin'land is on the [I]eastern[I] side of the state near West Virginia and appalachian Pennsylvania.

[Cleveland Brown]

^ You look like the product of cousin'fuckin'

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ You look like the product of cousin'fuckin'


Is that wrong?:shrug:

[Cleveland Brown]

^ ** in a heavy male NY accent **
"What are YOU here for, some sort of gay pride parade... scumbag!"

[Buckeye Native 001]

Don't yoopers engage in activities of the cousinfuckin' persuasion? :shrug:

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ ** in a heavy male NY accent **


Well, I am a heavy male with an upstate NY accent, does that count?

[Cleveland Brown]

Well, I am a heavy male with an upstate NY accent, does that count?

Some doucebag on Staten Island asked me that question last week. Maybe I'm out of the loop, but is a tucked in polo shirt, jean and brown shoes a gay symbol? :shrug: LOL, although it was clear he tried to insult me, I found it hillarious and it's been my joke of the week. :haha:

Unless you lost a lot of weight, were around 40ish with blonde hair and were at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal last week...

[Ex-Ithacan]

Not me. I'm too old, too fat, and haven't been to NYC in ages.

[Cleveland Brown]

Don't yoopers engage in activities of the cousinfuckin' persuasion? :shrug:

I'm a troll

[DallasTexan]

Some doucebag on Staten Island asked me that question last week. Maybe I'm out of the loop, but is a tucked in polo shirt, jean and brown shoes a gay symbol? :shrug: LOL, although it was clear he tried to insult me, I found it hillarious and it's been my joke of the week. :haha:

Unless you lost a lot of weight, were around 40ish with blonde hair and were at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal last week...

Well, the Jeep Liberty is the number one car for male homosexuals according to gay.com.

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'm a troll

At least you're not a grue.

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/7/72/N00b5.jpg

[CGII]

I got a car...
http://images.consumerguide.com/autoreview/400x266/1990-92-Toyota-Cressida-90812051990114.JPG

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ That's a nice one CG, but who does it belong to?

I thought this was the car you just bought:

http://www.stillruns.com/beat_up_ford.jpg

;) :D

[Cleveland Brown]

Well, the Jeep Liberty is the number one car for male homosexuals according to gay.com.

According to straight.com usernames like "Sulley" are used most often by males most likely to appear on "Dateline NBC"

[Buckeye Native 001]

DO NOT EVER MOVE TO CALIFORNIA AND TRY TO GET A LICENSE IF YOU HAVE THE DIABETES. ITS DAMN-NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ONE.

:hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell:

[Ex-Ithacan]

^ wtf? Why would diabetes prevent you from getting a license?

[Cleveland Brown]

DO NOT EVER MOVE TO CALIFORNIA AND TRY TO GET A LICENSE IF YOU HAVE THE DIABETES. ITS DAMN-NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ONE.

:hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell::hell:

Did you admit to blacking out within the last 6 months?

[Buckeye Native 001]

No, when I filled out the application, I listed diabetes as one of my medical conditions. I got a letter from the DMV yesterday thinking it was my license. They want me to get a physical. I have until October 19th or they suspend my license (they already voided my AZ license)

[Cleveland Brown]

That sucks, but diabetes affects vision, can cause coma/blackouts behind the wheel and in rare cases (where insulin drops quickly) cause people to go nuts behind the wheel.

[Buckeye Native 001]

True, but this is just one in a long string of multiple difficulties in trying to declare residency in this state.

When I went to get my license, the Fullerton DMV office wouldn't accept my birth certificate (despite its raised seal and signature of release from the Hamilton County registrar) because of some "smudged" type in between my middle names. I had to drive to a different office (Laguna Beach) to go through the process, hoping they'd accept the lone copy of my birth certificate as proof that I was born in the U.S. (despite the fact that I had a government-issued I.D. from the State of Arizona)

[Cleveland Brown]

Maybe they thought you were an illegal or God forbid a TERRORIST!!!

[Buckeye Native 001]

Yeah, I look like an illegal terrorist. I TOTALLY fit the profile:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/BuckeyeNative001/Thanksgiving%202005/mini-Thanksgiving2005003.jpg

[James Bond Agent 007]

^
God, I just puked.

[Ex-Ithacan]

^^Ooooh, it's very scary kids.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Yeah, that was taken in an airport nonetheless. ;)

[Cleveland Brown]

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Even the pussy French disrespect Detroit. I'm sick of everything bad in Michigan = Detroit, but we name Denver suburbs by their proper name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hell: :hell: :hell:

http://www.lemonde.fr/web/module_chrono/0,11-0@2-3222,32-629868@51-819281,0.html

[Buckeye Native 001]

Hey, at least Detroit's not Cincinnati.

[ColDayMan]

And atleast Cincinnati doesn't have BuckeyeNative001.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Hey, at least I'm down with Franklin...

...County (Columbus is the city, Ohio is the state)

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'm curious to see how long it'll take before I'm banned from the Bucknuts forum. :evil:

[ColDayMan]

Hopefully, tomorrow.

[Buckeye Native 001]

I just speak the truth. :shrug:

[ColDayMan]

Unless your truth is in the following equation:

BuckeyeNative 001 Truth x Lies = Lies, as lies is a negative number.

So you tell lies. Gotcha.

[Buckeye Native 001]

But Buckeye Native 001 Truth x Truth = 2 times the truth.

I don't subscribe to the ColDayMan theorem of truthful equations.

[ColDayMan]

But Buckeye Native 001 Truth x Truth = 2 times the truth.

Which means, 2 times the lies!!!

[Buckeye Native 001]

According to your logic, but I'll forgive you because you live in Ohio.

[ColDayMan]

"This, coming from" a suburb of Culver City.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Culver City? Noooooo, I'm in metro Irvine.

How's Bellefontaine treating you, btw?

[ColDayMan]

I don't know, but how's Bellflower?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Relatively cool, winds 10 miles an hour out of the southwest. Temperature of 65 degrees.

Is Columbus really a city or is it just an elaborate ploy by the residents of Delaware County?

[ColDayMan]

How many suburbs does it take to make a city in California, again?

[Buckeye Native 001]

None, that's what Van Nuys is for.

Toledo's still Ohio's greatest contribution to urbanity.

[ColDayMan]

And Main Street USA at Disneyland is California's greatest contribution, period.

[Buckeye Native 001]

I believe you have that confused with Fantasy Land

[ColDayMan]

No. Fantasyland is Orange.

[Buckeye Native 001]

If that's true, then Laguna Beach is Tomorrowland.

Cincinnati is the Minnie Mouse parking lot.

[James Bond Agent 007]

I want one of these.

http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/pon59ca03.jpg

[Ex-Ithacan]

Yeah Bond, that blonde in the pic with the hip stuck out is doing it for me too.:yes: :D

[DallasTexan]

It's bad to be twenty-two and have numerous regrets already.