[Buckeye Native 001]

I got my shot at in Dayton once.

[ColDayMan]

Or have you been shot at in Dayton once?

[vid]

:ack:

[Buckeye Native 001]

Actually, I've been shot at in Dayton several times. That's the best part of visiting Dayton: Dodging bullets.

[ColDayMan]

How would you know? Wouldn't the air kill you with the evils of allergens and Captain Planet's nemesis?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Your mom protects me.

[LMich]

If you like getting shot at in Dayton, you'll love getting shot at in Detroit. Detroit is practically the Olympic games of dodging bullets. I mean, the entire thing is like a giant shooting range. I guess what I'm trying to say is that it was the original setting of The Most Dangerous Game short story.

[ColDayMan]

Your mom protects me.

She's in Dallas. She doesn't "do" protecting. But if I fall onto a cactus, I'll bet your mom will be there to get the needles out of me...while dreaming of Clayton, Missouri.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Hilliard is your mom's bitch!

[Buckeye Native 001]

If you like getting shot at in Dayton, you'll love getting shot at in Detroit. Detroit is practically the Olympic games of dodging bullets. I mean, the entire thing is like a giant shooting range. I guess what I'm trying to say is that it was the original setting of The Most Dangerous Game short story.

Once or twice a visit is fine. Not once or twice every couple minutes.

[ColDayMan]

Hilliard is your mom's bitch!

Can't deny that one.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Q: What did the rational-minded individual say to the other rational-minded individual?
A: FUCK TOLEDO!

[vid]

Toledo is like if Detroit and Cleveland had a baby and it got the Down's.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Toledo is like if Detroit and Cleveland had a baby and it got the Down's.

Then died of leukemia.

[vid]

They really should bury it. It's starting to smell worse than Pittsburgh.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Toledo: Inventor of all that is ASS

Also: ColDayMan is an evil bastard...

[LMich]

Toledo gives you all the disadvantages of a big city, but none of its advantages, which means that I'd love it. Give him back, Down's and all. We shall rename him "Trigg, Michigan", and it shall be good.

What, too soon?

[Buckeye Native 001]

Which leads me to my next question: Did Ohio really "win" that war? We're stuck with Toledo and their goddamn Michigan fans, after all.

All Michigan fans are like Trigg: They all have Downs.

(Just keep running with it. Any other place on this forum would result in a suspension or banning for making fun of retards)

[LMich]

Yes, like most other football teams, they've had tons of down, and quite a few TD's to go along with them, I must admit, begrudgingly.

BTW, Rule #1 of this Coffee Talk is not to mention the rules of the greater forum; it's a total buzzkill and reminder that we're supposed to have a conscience, and we don't want to aid in our overseers' discipline of us. :D

[vid]

You made fun of one of Sarah Palin's children? Well you'd better apologize!!1

[Buckeye Native 001]

BTW, Rule #1 of this Coffee Talk is not to mention the rules of the greater forum; it's a total buzzkill and reminder that we're supposed to have a conscience, and we don't want to aid in our overseers' discipline of us. :D

Right, which is why I can say in complete safety here that I actively pursue retards and bop them in the head with a baseball bat.

I call it 'tard ball.

You know where we should send all the country's retards? Toledo. Nobody would know the difference! ColDayMan could be their king. Rule them bitches!

:psycho:

[Buckeye Native 001]

What? I'm pretty sure its what Jesus would do...

[mthq]

BTW, Rule #1 of this Coffee Talk is not to mention the rules of the greater forum; it's a total buzzkill and reminder that we're supposed to have a conscience, and we don't want to aid in our overseers' discipline of us. :D


http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/43/MPW-21633

[LMich]

Always. But, so long as we keep this the world's most pitiful after-hours club in the furthest depth and corner of the greater forum, they won't bother us too much.

Think of it as a Mos Eisley cantina, but without the street cred and illegality. Yes; Star Wars reference; deal with it.

[mthq]

Always. But, so long as we keep this the world's most pitiful after-hours club in the furthest depth and corner of the greater forum, they won't bother us too much.

The Midwest forum should be buried in a subforum of another subforum's subforum SSC style.

Think of it as a Mos Eisley cantina, but without the street cred and illegality. Yes; Star Wars reference; deal with it.

But but... I want street cred :(

[rockyi]

What a beeeeeeautiful autumn day. The sun is sunny, the sky is blue, the air is crisp, the leaves are ablaze, the birds are doing bird things..........lets see if I can ruin it for everybody.

[Ayreonaut]

Has the sun ever been anything other than sunny?

[rockyi]

Did I mention the children are laughing and the kittens are frolicking?
I'll see if I can't put a stop to this nonsense.


Commander Killjoy strikes again!!!!!!

[Hayward]

The childrens were all in the way as I rode my bike through Lincoln Park today. And the buildings blocked the sun out.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Any day children are discouraged from laughing and frolicking is a good day.

By the way, you're all good people. As in, "I like rockyi. He's good people" or "I hate ColDayMan. He's bad people."

[ColDayMan]

May the gleeming terror of red rock of Flagstaff murder you at your local neighborhood Albertson's.

[Hayward]

Whole bunch of drunk people fighting outside my building. Love how the cops pulled up "POLICE!!! Stop fighting!...... now!"

1 min later.

"Okay, get down on the ground....."

[Buckeye Native 001]

May the gleeming terror of red rock of Flagstaff murder you at your local neighborhood Albertson's.

At least I don't live in Ohio.

[LMich]

Has the sun ever been anything other than sunny?

One day, when the sun becomes a red giant, doffing its outer layers, and thus engulfing the earth in utter hellfire, it will be something much more than "sunny". That is, of course, unless Jesus H. Christ returns before then riding the coma of a comet, as some good book or another says, in which case the earth will have already eaten itself.

[ColDayMan]

At least I don't live in Ohio.

That line has been used already. Try again, Carol Anne Freeling.

[Buckeye Native 001]

That line hasn't been used enough, Madea.

[ColDayMan]

Says the one in Arizona, Cindy McCain.

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'm surprised you're not hanging out in Clermont County brewing moonshine with your buddy Jean Schmidt.

[ColDayMan]

And I'm surprised you aren't buying flowers from Wal*Mart and putting it on the grave/bronze statue in Paradise Valley.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Dayton: Why the fuck would anyone want to live there!?

[Hayward]

If anyone could bash Dayton, then my hometown is just a total loss.

[Buckeye Native 001]

If anyone could bash Dayton, then my hometown is just a total loss.

Dayton doesn't have to do anything to be bashed. Its bashed because its Dayton. Detroit needed riots, massive population loss, goofball mayors and the collapse of the Big Three to warrant criticism.

We have a saying around here: Flagstaff: At least we're not Dayton (or Toledo) :tup:

[LMich]

That sounds eerily similar to Cleveland's new campaign: Cleveland: At Least We're Not Detroit.

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They are right; they certainly aren't Detroit. If they were, people would actually be interested in their story and know they exist...

[Buckeye Native 001]

Lmich's getting snarky!

I've actually been wanting to do something similar to that video with Flagstaff. The whole east side smells like dogfood at around 4pm each day because of the Purina plant. Its excessively windy; our population consists of nothing but hippies, drunk Navajos and douchebag college kids; and the trains run through town at all hours of day with horns blasting.

Oh, and the goddamn Phoenicians...There's a bumper sticker on practically every Subaru Forrester in town that says "Don't PHX FLG"

[LMich]

Don't get my started on Phoenix, that dusty, meth-infested den of criminality within a county laced with oppresive "heat" (police - yeah, I'm talking about you Sheriff Joe). And, yet, they plead with us that "it's a dry 'heat'. Balderdash! Mormons (Mesa), meth, McCains, and heat of both varieties just aren't my cup-o-tea. Nah-ah.

But, sometimes I have to second guess my feelings for Phoenix. After all, I do sometimes refer to Vegas as "Meth Valley". Well, at least neither of them is...Albuquerque.

[ColDayMan]

Dayton: Why the fuck would anyone want to live there!?

Arizona: Dayton with cactus.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Ohio: We can't get enough crack cocaine!

[ColDayMan]

Arizona: That crack cocaine Ohio gets? All trafficked through us baby! The Indiana of the West; The Crossroads of Cocaine.

[vid]

I feel so left out. Can somebody please make fun of Thunder Bay? :(

[ColDayMan]

I actually like Thunder Bay. It's like a better, more polished, sophisticated, urbanized Phoenix with Canadian Tire and Tim Horton's. I will not diss you wonderful white people...unless you're from Denver...or Arizona.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Ohio: Fuck you, West Virginia!

[ColDayMan]

Arizona: Let's have sex, New Mexico *hugs* *giggles*

[vid]

I actually like Thunder Bay. It's like a better, more polished, sophisticated, urbanized Phoenix with Canadian Tire and Tim Horton's. I will not diss you wonderful white people...unless you're from Denver...or Arizona.

I don't know anyone from Denver but one of my Flickr contacts went to Arizona once.

[ColDayMan]

Well there ya go!

[rockyi]

I feel so left out. Can somebody please make fun of Thunder Bay? :(

Thunder Bay.....It's just like Rock Island only with prettier prostitutes!!!!!

wait a minute, I bashed my own city.

[Ayreonaut]

Thunder Bay: I'd rather go to Sudbury.

[vid]

Thunder Bay: I'd rather go to Sudbury.

Now that hurts. :( I'm not your friend anymore! :tantrum:

[Ayreonaut]

At least Sudbury has a giant nickel, what does TB have?

[rockyi]

TB has vid!!!!!

[Buckeye Native 001]

Ohio: I thought you were supposed to get high off crack. What kind of weak-ass shit is this?

[vid]

At least Sudbury has a giant nickel, what does TB have?

A pile. Of wood!

All great Highway 11 cities and downs have a pile of something. :yes:

[LMich]

Ohio: I thought you were supposed to get high off crack. What kind of weak-ass shit is this?

Arizonout:

Satan's Hunting Grounds
Gila Monster Capital of the World
Home to America's Biggest Ditch (Grand Canyon)
America's Buttcrack (Also, Grand Canyon)
Ssshhh...the Cactus Have Ears!
So, A Mormon, Navajo, and Mexican Walk into a Bar...

[Buckeye Native 001]

Michigan: What the fuck are we still doing here!?

[vid]

I have a map of Arizona and New Mexico. It has an inset map of that giant fucking hole in the ground.

I love Michigan's motto: "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you". It's very gay. :yes: There is even a Gaylord Country.

[rockyi]

Ssshhh...the Cactus Have Ears!


From what Buckeye says, they have way more than just ears.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Yeah. They have fuck holes.

Its both delightful and discouraging that this is the only place of refuge on SSP where people can act like complete assholes and its not taken seriously.

Except for ColDayMan. That man is not to be trusted.

[Ayreonaut]

You fucking anarchist.

[Buckeye Native 001]

You fucking anarchist.

I know, the one constantly bitching about objectivity, rational thought and the lack thereof in SSP debates is also, if I remember the correct phrasing, an "anarchist fool."

But then you have Vid, who's clearly a pinko commie.

[mthq]

Midwest Coffee Talk + ColDayMan (still drunk?) + regional verbal wars = SSP's speakeasy.

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Positivist bullshit.

[Ex-Ithacan]

This place scares me. :uhh: :runaway:

[ColDayMan]

Midwest Coffee Talk + ColDayMan (still drunk?) + regional verbal wars = SSP's speakeasy.

I've never been drunk on SSP because I'm usually at a bar when I'm drunk. I just get pissed off sometimes at this fucking forum because of some forumers' stupidity. And thus, I go nuts. And thus, ColDayMan rants.

And I still hate you all. All of you. :sly:

[Buckeye Native 001]

We love you.

[ColDayMan]

Fuck off, Slapnuts.

[Buckeye Native 001]

:(

[FMR-STL]

I always wondered how many "posts" were "accumulated"...;) :hug: :kiss:

[rockyi]

......where people can act like complete assholes and its not taken seriously.

Except for ColDayMan. That man is not to be trusted.

You fucking anarchist.


And I still hate you all. All of you. :sly:

Fuck off, Slapnuts.

Rockys mom sez......."Don't let me hear another peep from you Goddamn little abortions.....YA HEAR ME, NOT ANOTHER PEEP!!!!!!!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/rockyi/meanjean.jpg

[Ayreonaut]

:haha:

There are certain threads I don't enter when my mom's around (she likes to look over my shoulder). This is one of them.

Others include:
Post your photo: You never know with Don B.
Coffee talk/ultra lounge: some drunk dude *cough*R@ptor*cough* could be posting photos of shemales.
Check this out: See above

[Ex-Ithacan]

Sorry Mrs. Rockyi.:shuffle:

[rockyi]

:haha:

There are certain threads I don't enter when my mom's around (she likes to look over my shoulder). This is one of them.

Others include:
Post your photo: You never know with Don B.
Coffee talk/ultra lounge: some drunk dude *cough*R@ptor*cough* could be posting photos of shemales.
Check this out: See above

Yeah. My girlfriend was looking over my shoulder one day when she saw a picture of Don B and said "I thought this site was about buildings and stuff?":haha:

[rockyi]

Sorry Mrs. Rockyi.:shuffle:

From the date on that above photo, it was just a month before the time her and dad did the big dirty and made me........*shudder*........parent sex..........*shudder*

[Buckeye Native 001]

I'm going to start calling everyone I know "little abortions"

[Buckeye Native 001]

Also rock, you're almost as old as my mom :tup:

[Ayreonaut]

And you're older than both of my parents (barely).

[rockyi]

My folks are in their 70's. Still very healthy but it still gets my heart beating when I get those occasional late night phone calls. (so far it's always wrong numbers or drunk friends)

[Buckeye Native 001]

And you're older than both of my parents (barely).

The hell?

[Ayreonaut]

Not you.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Yay!

[rockyi]

Buckeye's only elderly on the inside.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Someday, that's gonna catch up with me.

[mthq]

^Werther's is your friend, Buckeye :tup:

:haha:

There are certain threads I don't enter when my mom's around (she likes to look over my shoulder). This is one of them.

Others include:
Post your photo: You never know with Don B.
Coffee talk/ultra lounge: some drunk dude *cough*R@ptor*cough* could be posting photos of shemales.
Check this out: See above


..wait, what??

*checks skybar...*

.. What. The. Fuck. where's the hand in face smiley?

[LMich]

It took me weeks, but I finally got around to carving the damned pumpkin I bought.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2436/4053900165_11826bf493.jpg

[HomeInMyShoes]

I'm sad because there are no pumpkins available in St. John's anymore. Went to three places yesterday and nothing.

I'm going to have to go to the rich neighborhoods and borrow one of the twenty people piled on their front stoops.

[Ex-Ithacan]

From the date on that above photo, it was just a month before the time her and dad did the big dirty and made me........*shudder*........parent sex..........*shudder*

I gotta admit, I feel a little oogie now.:rolleyes:

On a lighter note, did I ever tell you about the time my daughter came home early and walked in on the wife and I.........

Never mind (the poor child).




@ LMich - cool job on the pumpkin. :tup:

[vid]

But then you have Vid, who's clearly a pinko commie.

:rock:

Lot's of pumpkins in Thunder Bay. And, the great thing about Thunder Bay is, they're so low quality that you don't have to carve them! Just put them on the stoop and they're scary enough as it is!

Does St. John's also have the tradition where you leave the pumpkins out to rot for at least 6 weeks after Halloween? In the spring we would collect their corpses and offer sacrifices to Lenin. It was lots of fun!

[HomeInMyShoes]

^No, but we have a set dumpsters on fire day. I can't remember who it's in honour of, but it is true.

[rockyi]

....On a lighter note, did I ever tell you about the time my daughter came home early and walked in on the wife and I.........

Never mind (the poor child).


She almost became a nun right after that, did she?

[HomeInMyShoes]

I found it. Guy Fawkes Night.

[vid]

My last photo thread got maybe 6 replies. How many do you think this (http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/showthread.php?t=175165) will get?

[Ayreonaut]

Looks like HIMS is some sort of crazy half-mod. :sly: