[Lecom]

Procastination...

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7882/gnggb1.png

[HomeInMyShoes]

So what are you actually supposed to be doing?

[Buckeye Native 001]

You show that to a psychologist yet? :shrug: :sly:

[ltsmotorsport]

:jester:

[BnaBreaker]

I'll give you 5.5 million for it!

[Holden West]

It doesn't matter what it starts out as, or how innocent the subject matter, any teenage boy's drawing will eventually, given enough time, involve gunplay and/or strafing fighter jets.

[Trojan in NYC]

:previous: or porn

[austin356]

is that in Dubai?

[Lecom]

It doesn't matter what it starts out as, or how innocent the subject matter, any teenage boy's drawing will eventually, given enough time, involve gunplay and/or strafing fighter jets.
That was what elementary school was all about. High school - trojans14 got it right (my friend got pretty upset once when I drew a decently well done picture of his mom naked spreading herself on his notebook cover). Nowadays most of my drawings have involved mountains, gnomes lighting lanterns, fat chicks holding guns, bunnies sitting on the beach, Dick Tracy shooting at a Spartan from behind a tea kettle, happy mushrooms or whatever other psychedelic theme I happen to be thinking about.

HomeInMyShoes - supposed to be quite a bit of tasks actually.

[Urban Sky]

very nice, very nice. MS PAINT is under-rated as an art creating tool. under a skillful hand, its bad as hell.

[Eigenwelt]

You know Lecom, you should really stop reading all those crime articles Eastside keeps posting on the Philly thread. ;)

[Lecom]

You know Lecom, you should really stop reading all those crime articles Eastside keeps posting on the Philly thread. ;)
Well, I did have several encounters with Philadelphia's criminal elements, and none of them were exactly a tea party.

[Buckeye Native 001]

I think its a statement about urban crime.

Also, its a metaphor for life and a symbol of the human condition.

/snob

[Lecom]

I think its a statement about urban crime.

Also, its a metaphor for life and a symbol of the human condition.

/snob
I don't know what could have fueled such sentiments in me. It's probably not the newspaper in front of me with a front page article about teachers being afraid to go to schools because of increasing school violence, and they're probably not my friends' (and my own) encounters with local crime. Must be the videogames and the music the youth is exposed to ;)




But then again, NWA came up in my playlist a few minutes before I made the drawing, which started out as a quick concept sketchfor myself concerning the great spire debate.

And thanks for the positive comments guys.

[Holden West]

The forced perspective places the figures in stark contrast to the generic, archetypal cityscape behind them. The warriors loom over the city, indeed becoming part of the anonymous skyline, underlying man's dominance over his creation, creating a physical and emotional distance between man and his environment. Their existence on separate focal planes contrasts with the similar styles of rendering--monochromatic and frenetic; limbs pulsating and ambiguous, skyscrapers erect and flaccid. Here we clearly see what Jung called the "Hero-Archetype", however in this instance the heroes are duplicated and set upon each other, a devastatingly nihilistic commentary on contemporary geo-political relations.

[James Bond Agent 007]

^
In other words, it was just some teenage-esque scribble.

[Derek]

^
In other words, it was just some teenage-esque scribble.

its art;)

[Urban Sky]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/urban_sky/fuck.jpg

[foxmtbr]

^ The addition of red makes the emotion truly come out. But of course, the focus is truly on the skyscrapers ;).

Have either of you contacted the Smithsonian about a submission yet?

[foxmtbr]

Bah. As long as I'm waiting for the shower to be free:

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4738/johnwilkesboothqt6.png

A combination of the Matrix and John Wilkes Booth.

I aptly title it, Lincoln's Revenge.

[Urban Sky]

Bah. As long as I'm waiting for the shower to be free:

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4738/johnwilkesboothqt6.png

A combination of the Matrix and John Wilkes Booth.

I aptly title it, Lincoln's Revenge.

That's funny that you said that because before I even saw your captions, i was thinking that as part of some funny analysis involving new and old etc...lol

[foxmtbr]

:haha:

[Derek]

oh geez, these are getting graphic ;)

[Urban Sky]

oh geez, these are getting graphic ;)

its not that bad... lol :haha:

[Derek]

i know i know ;)

im making one now :jester:

[Urban Sky]

i know i know ;)

im making one now :jester:

sweet. looking forward to this one haha

[Derek]

GODZILLA SQUIRREL DEVIL ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/emoelmo88/untitled.jpg

(oops forgot arms...oh well:))

[Comrade Reynolds]

http://blocku.com/images/admin/fireman.JPG

[Derek]

oh, this is gonna be a great thread :jester:

[mthq]

MSPaint can indeed be a gem. I did this local political cartoon last week for a website. Of course photoshop was eventually involved in it.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/realmthq/youngbuk.jpg

10 kewl points for whoever can figure out just what the hell this is about.

[Stanzmastertron3000]

ms paint has always been more sensual (http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5236/stickspy8.png) than violent to me

[Derek]

^oh geez


i like yours though, mthq (i still cant belive i actually fell for it when M II A II R II K told me your username meant monster truck headquarters :jester:)

[James Bond Agent 007]

The stuff you guys are doing is complete crap. Here's some serious art.

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/4122/artwa1.jpg

[mthq]

ms paint has always been more sensual (http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5236/stickspy8.png) than violent to me

bahahahah who's the cone head guy in the distance?

DerekSD - well MARK can be a rabel-rouser :yes:

[Derek]

Bond...thats horrid :no:




:justkidding:

[Stanzmastertron3000]

^^ that's an observation tower

it's observing

[Derek]

bahahahah who's the cone head guy in the distance?

DerekSD - well MARK can be a rabel-rouser :yes:

yeah, that cone headed guy is creepy...and MARK is quite well at mind tricks! i seriously believed that until somebody told me otherwise:jester:

[James Bond Agent 007]

Bond...thats horrid :no:

WTF are you talking about? That is the most profound thing I've ever created!

It is a scar, healing in a void. So THERE!

[Derek]

going emo on us? ;)

[Derek]

obtuse pumpkins on a purple background...now thats art ;)
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/emoelmo88/untitled1.jpg

[James Bond Agent 007]

^
Sorry, mine's better. It's much more profound.

[Derek]

oh, ill beat you at this...some day ;)





:jester:

[Comrade Reynolds]

http://blocku.com/images/admin/detroitdeath.JPG

[Stanzmastertron3000]

:ack:!

[Lecom]

You guys have inspired me to do one more

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2623/batmanvslincoln2qo4.jpg

[mthq]

^is that Abe Lincoln ready to take Batman to skool?

Anyways you literally created a monster, Lecom. This is getting catchy!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/realmthq/CAUTION.jpg

[glowrock]

My god, we forumers are a very screwed-up bunch, aren't we?

:haha:

Aaron (Glowrock)

[HomeInMyShoes]

These are hilarious. On a more serious note:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/HomeInMyShoes/General/lastthreefries.jpg

Last Three Fries

[Derek]

^thats talent! no way in hell i could do that on MS paint:)

[elsonic]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6323/sanstitrets1.png

[Buckeye Native 001]

http://blocku.com/images/admin/fireman.JPG

20 kewl points for the boobs :haha:

[glowrock]

Wow, we should build a small art museum just to put all of our masterpieces in! :)

Aaron (Glowrock)

[vertex]

We've got some sick puppies in this forum...

[heyyoucharlie]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/heyyoucharlie/Bills.jpg

I HATE Bills!!!, but my computer makes me pay them...

[Lecom]

We've got some sick puppies in this forum...
Gee, who would've thought that some weird people post on the Internet?

[Urban Sky]

im making another one right now....its gonna rock.

[Urban Sky]

Owned....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/urban_sky/OMG.jpg

[glowrock]

Gee, who would've thought that some weird people post on the Internet?

:haha:

Good one, Lecom. And oh, how true!

Aaron (Glowrock)

[Urban Sky]

:haha:

Good one, Lecom. And oh, how true!

Aaron (Glowrock)

yeah, who'd have thought?! :haha:

[Buckeye Native 001]

Owned....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/urban_sky/OMG.jpg

Holy shit! :haha:

[HomeInMyShoes]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/HomeInMyShoes/General/road.jpg
Escape from Buffalo (for Shaniqua, I mean Willis)

[Midwesterner]

I call it "The American Dream"

http://i3.tinypic.com/2s1rxn4.jpg

[Comrade Reynolds]

http://blocku.com/images/admin/headwound.JPG

[Buckeye Native 001]

Holy shit, Comrade! :haha:

http://i3.tinypic.com/2s1rxn4.jpg


And now we wait for the obligatory essay from 103 about why the suburbs are evil and why everyone else should live like him...

:banaride:

[Buckeye Native 001]

Anyone remember this bastard?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/BuckeyeNative001/mini-TehOrange.jpg

[Derek]

spectacular contributions :jester:

[DrumCorpsAlum]

Show us your plans for the evening, using MS Paint (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2677869). Hilarious! Courtesy Fark.com

[Comrade Reynolds]

Show us your plans for the evening, using MS Paint (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2677869). Hilarious! Courtesy Fark.com

This will probably be my evening.

http://blocku.com/images/admin/pissed.JPG

[SHiRO]

Haha! I'm enjoying this thread!

[JBinCalgary]

coool

[glowrock]

http://blocku.com/images/admin/headwound.JPG

Kurt Cobain was a wonderful interior decorator... ;)

Aaron (Glowrock)

[heyyoucharlie]

What am I doing tonite???

I got an Idea!!!

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/heyyoucharlie/Rum-n-Coke.jpg
:cheers:

[Urban Sky]

booyah. crazy white people...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/urban_sky/OMGdeuce.jpg

[foxmtbr]

All this violence is very lovely. I give Stanz the award for the greatest work so far though. :haha:

I have a few more, nonetheless.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1331/rightleftmanjz0.png
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4038/moosedogcm5.png
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6218/fasezj5.png

The last one is titled, Fase.

[Urban Sky]

I give Stanz the award for the greatest work so far though. :haha:

i must have missed that one...which one is it??

[AZheat]

At first I was worried that LeCom needed help but then I realized that Comrade Reynolds really enjoys this stuff and is probably a serial killer in his spare time.:D

[Urban Sky]

At first I was worried that LeCom needed help but then I realized that Comrade Reynolds really enjoys this stuff and is probably a serial killer in his spare time.:D

:tup:

[Comrade Reynolds]

Probably.

[AZheat]

Probably.
Oh shit! I hope he doesn't figure out who I am and where I live.

[Lecom]

As for plans for the evening...

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7013/wedil4.jpg

[Derek]

i must have missed that one...which one is it??

this one:jester:

ms paint has always been more sensual (http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5236/stickspy8.png) than violent to me

(click sensual)

[Urban Sky]

this one:jester:



(click sensual)

where is the girl in that picture? :shrug: :koko:

[bgwah]

http://www.bgwah.com/paintdrawing.gif

[Stanzmastertron3000]

where is the girl in that picture? :shrug: :koko:

bigot!

[foxmtbr]

where is the girl in that picture? :shrug: :koko:

This forum is open to people of all sexual orientations. ;) :P

[RWin]

http://members.shaw.ca/rwinhold/ssp/mg.jpg

[Urban Sky]

This forum is open to people of all sexual orientations. ;) :P

oops. sorry. not trying to step on any toes. just caught off guard on that one. :D

[Urban Sky]

bigot!

calm down little one.

[Stanzmastertron3000]

This forum is open to people of all sexual orientations. ;) :P

Yes, but I'm not gay either. The stick figure on the right pleasing the other stick is generic, not male or female.

Funny that this is an issue.

[Urban Sky]

Yes, but I'm not gay either. The stick figure on the right pleasing the other stick is generic, not male or female.

Funny that this is an issue.

i was not making it an issue, i was only joking around.

[foxmtbr]

^ I was just joking too. :)

[Urban Sky]

okay then, back to the fun.

dude, use MSPAINT. it looks shittier and is more fun.

http://members.shaw.ca/rwinhold/ssp/mg.jpg

[Derek]

http://members.shaw.ca/rwinhold/ssp/mg.jpg

:lmao: hahahahahahahaha good times way back when

[foxmtbr]

http://www.bgwah.com/paintdrawing.gif

Correct me if I'm wrong, but he is killing a space-alien at the base of the Eiffel Tower? Very nice!

[mthq]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/realmthq/spazzman.jpg

[Derek]

^is he farting?

[RWin]

okay then, back to the fun.

dude, use MSPAINT. it looks shittier and is more fun.

Happy?

http://members.shaw.ca/rwinhold/ssp/m2.JPG

[Derek]

^beautiful adaptation!

[Urban Sky]

Happy?

http://members.shaw.ca/rwinhold/ssp/m2.JPG

frame it. ill buy it. LMAO. thats awesome. hahahaha

[Comrade Reynolds]

http://blocku.com/images/admin/bushevil.JPG