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M II A II R II K
Apr 5, 2008, 11:12 PM
http://www.future-systems.com/images/architecture/project_21/image_2.jpg http://www.future-systems.com/images/architecture/project_21/image_1.jpg

http://www.skyscrapernews.com/images/pics/187GreenBird_pic2.jpg



http://www.future-systems.com/architecture/architecture_21.html#

Minimal energy consumption was once considered irreconcilable with the typology of high rise buildings. In this project we have set out to demonstrate that this is no longer the case.

The evolution of the skyscraper is one of the most dramatic and profound achievements of our age – it has irrevocably changed our cities and lifestyles and yet tall buildings are often average, with engineers calculating conventional structural frames for architects to clothe and decorate. An aerodynamically stream lined plan shape reduces wind pressures and assists the airflow within the building. Dividing the building into segments creates a number of smaller sized buildings dramatically simplifying the services strategy. Unlike in most tall buildings natural ventilation is the primary source of ventilation assisted by mechanical ventilation where appropriate. Photovoltaic cells are integrated into the fabric of the façade generating a significant amount of free energy. The superstructure stem is a series of concentric braced steel lattices linked by radial frames. The double curved form is inherently rigid and minimises the use of frames. This design takes account of the effect a large structure has on its immediate surroundings and uses only minimal energy reserves to run the building.

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MattM
Apr 6, 2008, 2:55 AM
That looks so wrong lol:haha:

FrancoRey
Apr 6, 2008, 8:23 AM
I for one am very glad this dildo, err...sextoy, I mean, shaft, NO!



See what I mean? :rolleyes:

Wrightguy0
Apr 6, 2008, 2:02 PM
Behold the great Buckingham Phallus

M.K.
Apr 6, 2008, 2:04 PM
Hi Mark,
Don't you want to put the 'Vagina's one also together? Just thinking to see a relation closer...:D

Ayreonaut
Apr 6, 2008, 2:49 PM
Behold the great Buckingham Phallus

:jester:

CGII
Apr 6, 2008, 3:36 PM
And people complain that Chicago Spire looks like a dildo...

M II A II R II K
Apr 6, 2008, 4:09 PM
And they come up with a long winded justification and explanation for such a design but happen to leave out the most important part.

I guess if there were an earthquake of some sort it would probably vibrate.

zilfondel
Apr 6, 2008, 5:38 PM
I think this would fit better in Vegas than London... of course, it would stir up more reaction in London...

Future Systems (http://www.future-systems.com/architecture/architecture_list.html) has actually done some cool stuff tho. Actual built work!

Echo Park
Apr 9, 2008, 7:53 PM
wow, i think this is the first rendering on SSP that might have required a NSFW tag on the thread title! I'm not even kidding, anyone who might have walked passed my monitor at work right now could eaisly mistake that for a dildo

LSyd
Apr 12, 2008, 7:57 PM
plenty of tourists already point to the Gherkin and snicker...this would've been overkill.

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Tallbert
Apr 12, 2008, 8:57 PM
OMIGOSH!!!!!
WHAT THE....???? :whatthefuck:
That thing looks like = :boogy:
Jeje!!!

Ducov
Apr 15, 2008, 7:29 PM
It usually annoys me when people say something looks like a phallus, because it's more often just them having dick on their mind all the time.

BUT this really, really, looked like a dildo.

M II A II R II K
Jun 11, 2008, 1:06 AM
And I don't think it's realistic.

How would the elevators work in a building that's kinda warped like that.

M II A II R II K
Jun 11, 2008, 1:12 AM
Hi Mark,
Don't you want to put the 'Vagina's one also together? Just thinking to see a relation closer...:D

Yea they also came up with this crap....

http://www.future-systems.com/images/architecture/project_19/image_1.jpg

http://www.kultureflash.net/archive/87/images/akfsnapoli2.jpg

Patrick
Jun 11, 2008, 1:23 AM
LOLDONGS.

Their other work is disgusting, what an embarassment.

Lecom
Jun 19, 2008, 2:38 PM
What the hell is wrong with these people? That's one architecture office, aside from Gene Kaufman's, that I don't want to visit.

Distill3d
Dec 1, 2008, 10:41 AM
omg! whats with London and sex toy shaped buildings?

JDRCRASH
Dec 1, 2008, 10:07 PM
I'm grateful this crap never got of it's feet.

TANGELD_SLC
Dec 8, 2008, 1:26 AM
Whoever designed this ugly POS must have been trying to compensate for something...:lmao::haha::jester::rolleyes:

So glad it wasn't built, although I can just imagine what tourists would make it look like from certain vantage points :P:hahano:

M II A II R II K
Dec 8, 2008, 1:36 AM
So glad it wasn't built, although I can just imagine what tourists would make it look like from certain vantage points :P:hahano:

That would be pretty much every vantage point considering it would be a Sears Tower sized dildo where nothing else there would be anywhere near the size of the thing. Not to mention it's such an outrageous colour.

TANGELD_SLC
Dec 17, 2008, 7:09 AM
Question.....

How would they color it those rancid hues?

ozone
Jan 1, 2009, 2:38 AM
This 'architectural' firm has forward thinking concepts (green/eco, biomemtic, etc), however, they seem to completely lack artistic maturity. Biomemicary is about creating something fuctional by borrowing from nature. It's not about making buildings look like bugs or body parts. This firm's works are more programmmatic and silly.

bbeliko
Jan 7, 2009, 2:29 AM
wow, now that's a very weird building
WTF were they thinking???

SLC Projects
Mar 19, 2009, 4:53 PM
What the hell? I'm from London and would of hate to see a grant pink dildo in the middle of the city. Is this somekind of joke?

M II A II R II K
Mar 25, 2009, 3:01 AM
It is an architectural firm, but just wants to get attention.

JDRCRASH
Apr 2, 2009, 6:26 PM
Just the fact that it bends....ugh.:yuck:

Whoever designed this must have just lost his virginity or something.

brickellresidence
Apr 20, 2009, 7:16 PM
wow i just found londons penis LMFAO

JayCortese
Jun 23, 2012, 10:12 PM
:omg::stunned::breakcomp::daz::ahhh::ahhh::brickwall::runaway::help:

jd3189
Jun 23, 2012, 10:38 PM
Why is it called "Green Bird" when it's pink?

10538
May 5, 2013, 1:49 PM
Who designed this? Future Systems? I kinda like it.