[monocle]

So, I was in some mega shopping mall way the fuck out in Vinyltownne when I saw two super old foggies so frightened out of their wits that they couldn't decide who should go first at the light. Then I realized: they were frozen with fear due to the gas cap hanging from the older fart's Caddy. I jumped out of my truck and did the cap up, waving to get him moving.

Boy. It sure was swell that they eventually came to their faculties and were able to get going, otherwise I would have been stuck there all day.

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Also, my neighbour shoveled my walks again. Kudos, for clearing the snow (and not murdering me).