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Originally Posted by photolitherland
They sure do love their big ass trucks around here. If you got a big ass truck you are pretty much guaranteed pussy. Its a status symbol here and whoever has the biggest wheels and has their truck jacked up the highest gets the trophy women.
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LOL, you mentioned you had a girlfriend from the area. What's the dating scene like? My dad lives in rural Georgia, and I've always noticed the girls either seem really uninterested (because no truck) in me or really, really intrigued. Almost desperately so, like they're starving for a guy who's not a typical knuckle-dragging redneck dude. I have this fantasy of swooping in someday with my big city money and ways and cleaning-up! Despite their outward conservativeness, I've always thought redneck girls are total freaks in the sack!
