Posted Apr 7, 2012, 3:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Columbia/Sumter, SC
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great parody piece from my hometown. i wanted to post it in the hipsters thread in skybar but i can't find that thread
Werehipster attacks plague Fourth and Gill neighborhood
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She said an urban, 30-something lycanthrope first attacked her dog for being a beagle, then went after the Hubbards.
"It was snarling, but in an ironic, aloof sort of way," said Fritz. "And it was guzzling PBR and sneering about corporate culture. I'm just glad they're going to be OK."
This is not the first werehipster attack in the Fourth and Gill neighborhood. Last month, during a full moon, a college student was attacked for renting a non-independent film from a Redbox. In January, a high school student was scolded for not using a Mac.
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Last edited by LSyd; Apr 7, 2012 at 4:11 PM.
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