"The winning entry described Halifax as a rambunctious teenager trying to find his way.
That didn’t quite capture it for me.
I would see Halifax as a classy lady in late middle age."
It's pathetic when the winning entry describing Halifax isn't enough for this opinion article. What a waste of time. If 'Lady Halifax' is worried about her weight then maybe she should stop sprawling!
I should have known the article was a joke from its title -- comparing Skye Halifax, a residential building, to the observatory that is the Eiffel Tower. Give me a break. This article's author, Gail Lethbridge, should try becoming a fiction writer instead.