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Around the League in 33 Bands
Vancouver Canucks are Metallica
They're sore losers who cry about being victims of their own shortcomings and failure to adapt to a changing landscape when it really mattered. It’s almost impossible to have a conversation with one of their fans since they’re so consumed with their heroes they are unable to see reality clearly. Also have a female fan base than enjoys taking off their shirts much to the chagrin of men everywhere. (Did you see that swamp donkey in the Stanley Cup finals? I'd riot too if that was the best my city had to offer.)
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I found this one funny, but the rest are great too...read the rest of the teams here
http://www.bloguin.com/puckdrunklove...-33-bands.html