[octothorp]

I agree, that is all kinds of awesome, Sim. Definitely warrants a letter to the editor. The mark of good satire, of course, is that somewhere out there, someone reads it as being dead serious. I would have thought that the 'ohhh, I hate bridges so much!!!' line was a dead giveaway that it was intended in jest, but perhaps this was a case of a journalist desperately wanting a scandal to write about and just seeing what he wants to see.