It's unfortunate the original site is no longer live, but you can at least get an idea of the tackiness of this place on the Internet Archive.
Click-through, please, to see the
Moscow Mills Castle, a monstrocity of gargantuan proportion. This family took a ~1000 sq. ft farmhouse and built it into a 4-story, ~10,000 sq. ft, vinyl-sided "castle".
The mind wretches.
-RBB