[Dr Awesomesauce]

^I love hatin' on whitey.

As an aside, you'd be surprised how many 'normal' people smoke crack. Fer realz, yo. I mean, it's not a significant number but probably a lot more than you think. And it goes without saying, it's not exactly the kind of thing you mention to your colleagues on Monday morning. It's out there and that sh*t do happen, y'all.

Anyway, this is the best news I've heard in a decade; I'm giddy with vengeance about the whole thing. That great white whale finally done did got hisself harpooned! I betcha he be good eating, too.