Ok so this is the last time Ill be bumping this thread for a while, I'm doing my last show in Phoenix for some time (Im moving to Boston on Monday to chase the comedy dream/a woman) .
It'll be this Saturday at 8pm (doors at 7) at Monkey Pants on Southern & Mill in Tempe. Its a real fun place and it should be a good lineup, I'm doing a nice longish 30 minute set and everyone else who's on the show is real funny.
Here's a link to the Facebook event page if you're interested:
And to not leave this post without an actual joke, here's one that the toothless waitress at Jerry's on 24th and Thomas told me the other night at 2AM:
"So Jesus and Moses are hanging out. Jesus says to Moses, "Moses, you still got it?" and Moses says "Oh yah I still got it", he raises his hands and parts the sea. Moses says back to Jesus "What about you JC, still got it?" Jesus walks out onto the water, makes it a few steps and sinks. Moses says "You can't walk on water with holes in your feet.""
VVVV Just for like a year and a half while this gal finishes up school, Ill be trying to convince her to come back to PHX the whole time
Though realistically Boston's a much better place for my comedy 'career' to possibly become...a career.