My roommate is apparently on a diet, yet yesterday she had ichiban (which for her is two packs), three-piece fish and chips, about a dozen cookies, and an entire pack of smokies, all washed down with about 1.5L of Coke. This was all after 5pm. And she wonders why she can't lose any weight.
I think she got more fish and chips today.
Edit: Oh look, a frozen pizza, too!