<<Midwest Coffee Talk: The Tens>> - Page 202

Strange Meat · #**4021** Posted: **Jul 27, 2012, 3:20 AM**

Boucing Souls for free? Ok.

Lipani · #**4022** Posted: **Jul 27, 2012, 3:22 AM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

I've intentionally let myself go to shit over the past year, yet I'm being sexually harassed by a 40+ year-old co-worker. FML

I was sexually harassed at work 2 years ago and got $60k out of it.

Mormon bitches from Arizona are crazy.

Cleveland Brown · #**4023** Posted: **Jul 27, 2012, 3:53 AM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strange Meat

How else would she suck on a pickle?

Any way that doesn't require her to push said pickle in-and-out of her mouth several times and say that it reminds her of a "dick."

Cleveland Brown · #**4024** Posted: **Jul 27, 2012, 3:56 AM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lipani

I was sexually harassed at work 2 years ago and got $60k out of it.

Mormon bitches from Arizona are crazy.

Nah, although highly inappropriate and not reciprocated, I'm not that bothered by it.

Ayreonaut · #**4025** Posted: **Jul 27, 2012, 5:35 AM**

Back on the Island. Damn it's nice to be back.

Can't wait to catch some crab and prawns over the next few days, then get hamdammered in Victoria! Yay!

Strange Meat · #**4026** Posted: **Jul 27, 2012, 7:19 AM**

I fucked a "virgin" Mormon chick in AZ can I have a loan?

vid · #**4027** Posted: **Jul 28, 2012, 4:56 AM**

I was going to go for a bike ride after work and then go to bed early today.

LOL NOPE.

rockyi · #**4028** Posted: **Jul 28, 2012, 5:02 AM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Any way that doesn't require her to push said pickle in-and-out of her mouth several times and say that it reminds her of a "dick."

Did she pull it out of her mouth and slap herself across the face with it?

vid · #**4029** Posted: **Jul 28, 2012, 3:52 PM**

Wiggle it back and forth in an unintentionally hilarious attempt to arouse you?

Strange Meat · #**4030** Posted: **Jul 28, 2012, 9:25 PM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockyi

Did she pull it out of her mouth and slap herself across the face with it?

Then poured the pickle juice from the jar all over her face.

rockyi · #**4031** Posted: **Jul 29, 2012, 4:56 AM**

^In slow motion.

rockyi · #**4032** Posted: **Jul 29, 2012, 4:56 AM**

.....We need Ex-I back here to keep us pigs in line.

Strange Meat · #**4033** Posted: **Jul 29, 2012, 10:37 AM**

Or the Angry Birds.

mobyhead · #**4034** Posted: **Jul 29, 2012, 10:35 PM**

Has this thread ever been normal??

Saw the movie Ted with the wife yesterday. LMFAO

I have the sense of humor of a 13-year old.

Ex-Ithacan · #**4035** Posted: **Jul 30, 2012, 6:29 PM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockyi

.....We need Ex-I back here to keep us pigs in line.

Geez, I can't leave you guys alone without this place degenerating into an Animal House situation.

btw, any pics of that pickle juice deal?

Cleveland Brown · #**4036** Posted: **Jul 31, 2012, 1:47 AM**

Ms. Pickle wasn't so gross today. Maybe she found someone or something to calm her libido over the weekend.

And no Ex-Ith I will not take pictures of any pickle for you

, but thanks to the magic of the internet....

Image source: http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2010/0...tion-this-116/

Ex-Ithacan · #**4037** Posted: **Jul 31, 2012, 2:13 AM**

^ Oh my, I think I know gal, though not in a carnal way, mind you.

rockyi · #**4038** Posted: **Jul 31, 2012, 3:29 AM**

Snookie pickles don't count....

...Hey Ex! Long time no see.

mobyhead · #**4039** Posted: **Jul 31, 2012, 4:15 PM**

My ex-wife was committed to a mental hospital a few weeks back. She is currently residing in Manhattan ( 423 East 23rd Street. New York, NY). Not sure why the VA sent her there all the way from Minnesota.

touraccuracy · #**4040** Posted: **Jul 31, 2012, 8:24 PM**

man this guy is obnoxious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trantor

if you dress warmly enough, it means that the air between the clothes and your skin is retained and is ABOVE the temperature of zero celcius.

if you dress warmly enough, with an astronaut suit, you can survive at 0 kelvin. The principle of what a cotton shirt and an advanced astronaut suit do are the same: conservation of body temperature. The only REAL measure therefore should be survival possibility while naked.