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Originally Posted by S-Man
My late-60s mother calls these endless Citizen front-page complaining-over-minutae articles "the obligatory bleeding-heart Citizen article" if that gives you an idea how often we see this thing.
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The Citizen could issue a coffee table book of asinine neighbourhood disputes. The last one that sticks in my mind concerned a woman in Manor Park whose kids were keeping their basketball net permanently on the street. When bylaw came a-calling, she was faced with three choices:
a. tell her kids to roll the net up the driveway when they weren't using it
b. move the base three feet backwards onto her lawn and weight it down
c. gather a thirty-person posse and go door to door to find out who grassed her.
Ottawa being Ottawa, you can guess which option she chose. She eventually uprooted the culprit - an old woman who was afraid of
tripping over it at night (the fiend!) Last we heard from the posse woman, she was sending around a petition to change the bylaw, presumably to one that allows the storage of sports equipment on public roads.
So... no to buses on public roads, but yes to equipment storage. There ought to be an annual award competition for these people: Self Entitled Douchebag of the Year. I have to say the Orleans school bus harassers are way out in front, but the year ain't over.