Post the ugliest house you can find. Or post the most garish house you can find. Ill-considered renovations, bad lawn art, discordant color schemes, disproportion, all welcome here.
I think the worst house I've ever seen was in the Seward Park neighborhood of Seattle. The land it's on must be worth something, as it's in the nice "Jewish" end of Seward Park and has a view of Lake Washington.
My flickr caption says it all:
"Help, I'm a schizophrenic rambler and I need help deciding between which ugly pattern to spend lots of money on to decorate garishly for everyone to see, especially people waiting for the bus or having parties overlooking the cliff? can you help me choose between Mama's Family puke and Neo-Flinstonian? And we need room for Alice and Sam the Butcher k thanx!"
FYI, a rambler is a Washington state term for a one-story house.
Here's another monumentally tacky house. It is located only about 4 blocks from the previous house, on the same road (the corner of Seward Park Ave. and 55th Ave S.)
The caption for that one is:
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more siding!"
Anyway, post the worst from your collection (and tell us where they're located in case they're so ugly we have to see it in person.)