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Originally Posted by MolsonExport
It is hot and humid herein shanghai, but it seems that I am the only person wearing shorts. Canadian-slob, I must be.
But at least I don't hork and spit, which is a national pastime among Shanghaiese.
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This is all so confusing for me. You live in London, which means that you don't have a well-established enough sense of identity to have a developed style to fall back and judge the Shanghaiese from, which seems to suggest that you shouldn't be wearing shorts and should be horking and spitting right along with them since surely they know better than you (being a large and established world city and all). But you used to come from Montreal, which means you should have a well-established sense of urban-identity and that you should know better than to wear shorts, but also know better than to hork and spit everywhere.
I'm trying to figure this all out, but this simply doesn't compute. Either MolsonExport should be a conforming horkier or an elitist non-horker, but the shorts throw a twist in the whole thing. It's like he's an elitist, non-conformist. But that would suggest he's a hipster, but he's not wearing skinny jeans and I detect a lack of irony on his part. *Gaaahhhh!!!!*
I really don't think I'm made for this.