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Originally Posted by Architecture Buff
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Developer: "Hey, I want to build some ugly, cookie-cutter, cheap-looking, suburban-style, low-density apartments in Boise."
Boise City: "Taxes?"
Developer: "The property has stunning, unimpeded views of the valley that people pay millions of dollars for."
Boise City: "Taxes!"
Developer: "But I just want to build crappy apartments on it."
Boise City: "Taxes!"
Developer: "I'd build something truly attractive there to take advantage of the amazing views, but I'm not willing to invest in something so nice."
Boise City: "Taxes!"
Developer: "Thus, I'll build the cheap crappy colorless tasteless apartments there instead."
Boise City: "Taxes!!!!"
Developer: "Okay?"
Boise City: "TAAAXXESSS!!!!"