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Originally Posted by allovertown
This Ed Bacon sounds like villainous scoundrel and this Willard G. Rouse sounds like a dashing hero. I've never heard such a tale. Could you share more?
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Ed Bacon was a dark lord of the Sith.
He was so powerful and so wise, he could prevent skyscrapers from being built in his hometown.
Legend has it that his statue was being built to replace the statue of William Penn atop of Philadelphia City Hall. His secret plan was called the Death Star. It had the power to destroy an entire skyscraper from a single blast.
Bacon’s attempt to rename City Hall as his Sith Temple failed when a dashing Jedi named Willard G. Rouse the Third came into town.
A light saber battle took place between the two.
It was a public display of passage for Rouse, who eventually defeated the evil Sith Lord to usher in skyscrapers into the City of Philadelphia.
Jedi Master Rouse the Third died from smoking Death Sticks.
The End.