Organizers over at the MACC are asking for volunteers to shave their private areas and glue their pubic hair to the Cultural Center in an effort to discourage the construction of the highrise planned for next door. A spokesman for MACC said she believes the prospect of looking down from the balconies of the highrise and seeing a giant hairy vagina would be enough to send the developer packing as no one would want live next to such a thing, especially in the summer, after a rain shower. She said the rendering illustrates the amount of pubes from the commitments they have already received in just the last few days, and is confident to have enough pubes to cover the entire building including the large shaft structure well before any official groundbreaking ceremony begins. She said some of the commitments are coming from all over the world, but mostly from France and Germany where historically there is an abundance of excess pubes.
They are asking anyone who is interested in donating their pubes, to place them in a paper bag, (remember Austin has a ordinance against plastic bags), leave it in a collection barrel marked 'PUBES AGAINST PROGRESS' by the main entrance, and to write your name on the bag if you want to be listed in their guest book as a pube contributer.
She said that while she appreciates their offers, they are currently not accepting donations from blonds, seniors, and albinos, as their donations would appear only as gaps, but they are certainly welcome to join the glue team. Glue and gloves will be provided. Eating on the premises is at your own risk, especially on windy days.
She said she expects to drive away progress, "One pube at a time!"
Personally, I think this is pure propaganda.
Last edited by the Genral; May 17, 2015 at 5:27 AM.
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