don't give credit where it's due as often as I should...but he made a funny...
Is baby heir to a burger empire?
On the Town
By phil stanford
The Portland Tribune, Mar 9, 2007
The national media seem to have missed it, but P-town has its own entry in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity sweepstakes. … Greg Hermens, owner of the Nob Hill Bar & Grill on Northwest 23rd, says he met the late Ms. Smith while working a hamburger vendors’ convention in Miami Beach during the appropriate time frame. … “Hey, lady,” he said, using that time-honored pickup line, “want some fries with that?” And the rest, he would like us to believe, is history. … Personally, I think we should all withhold judgment until the DNA tests are in, if only because Hermens’ claim appears in an ad in the latest NW Examiner. Funny guy.
http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/...39361629319400
...the rest of the column is crap though...like this...
Not everyone is thrilled with construction on the new bus mall. … Two weeks ago, the McCormick and Schmick’s downtown at First and Oak, canceled lunch altogether and moved its opening time to 4 p.m. because so many regulars along the route are leaving town. … Says receptionist Julie Boyer: “I was born and raised here, and I have faith that it’s going to be better. But who knows when?”