^^^ That might also apply to the rest of Texas.
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Originally Posted by Xing
Chicago is an overweight guy who has a Ditka mustache, wears goofy Bears sweaters, and drinks lots of beer. Despite his love for beer and pizza, he can’t seem to figure out why he has a gut. Like the buildings in his city, he has an unusually long penis, which he rarely uses, since his style of picking up women involves a lot of whistling, and an exaggerated emphasis on his Chicago accent.
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Yeah, Chicago is probably the most masculine city in the US. City of big shoulders with large, tall, and imposing buildings like the Sears and John Hancock. Add the deep dish pizza and you got a manly man.