Speaking of the dark side of town, I was a victim of racism the other day, for the first time ever! A native guy mockingly said to his friend, "make room for the white guy!", and his friend said "they never make room for us!!!!" They were taking up the whole side walk and I was behind them, but then I noticed that I could cross the street there to get home so I went, and then they said that.
I have street cred now!!
And the other night, some hookers said some very deep and profound things:
Fat Old Hooker: "Get away from mah curnur! Ah'm doing dis tur raise money fer mah kids! Yer just doin it ter stick needles in yer arms!"
Skinny Drug-addict Hooker: "Whatever bitch! Wherever you stand, I'ma stand beside'dja!"