The water main going into my building broke, so the water is off while they repair it.
But wait! There's more!!
They used a jackhammer to do most of the work and spent two hours beating the shit out of the ground to access it!
But wait! There's more!!
Just as I fall asleep:
A drunk driver plows through the construction zone and hits my building! (The building is fine.)
I have to go to work in seven hours and we don't have running water right now.
Watching motorists try to handle a one block detour has been hilarious though. "OMG! A sign with a big arrow pointing left on it!! Umm... let's turn right, into this parking lot that has no other exit!!"
Northbound motorist: "I'll save time by using the alley way instead of driving all the way to McKenzie!"
Southbound motorist: "I'll save time by using the alley way instead of driving all the way to McKenzie!"
You can guess what happens next.
Anyway, this is how my night has been. Thank god I have an easy going boss because I am going to be bitchy in the morning.
He hit the building 45 minutes ago and they're just taking the car away now.