Uggh...
1. Does your downtown have a brutalist Delta or Sheraton hotel?
Not quite brutalist, but certainly close enough to answer yes to both.
2. Do you have a former Eatons hulking up your best downtown corner?
No.
3. Does your downtown have a strip for tourists with the obligatory store that sells "Moose droppings" and has a giant stuffed bear wearing a mountie costume?
No - but lots of folk crafts and puffin/mermaid equivalents. There are SO many of these stores. They're probably the single most numerous type in the city.
4. Do you have at least one highrise for each of the 5 major banks?
No, but that's more a function of size. We have, by our standards, a tower for TD and Scotiabank. We have a gorgeous heritage building for RBC. And the bank of Montreal has a (relatively) modern building of the same scale and proportions as the heritage building it replaced. That's the big five, right? No, that's only four... CIBC I guess? Not sure where that is in town, but I'm sure we have it. HSBC has a gorgeous downtown heritage building as well. The former Newfoundland banks are now mostly office buildings.
5. Do you have an old commercial strip that used to be the place to go in the 1960s but is now full of Donair shops, head shops, sex stores, strip clubs, dance clubs and loitering underclass youth?
No. Donairs are generally served at most pizza places. The head shop is in a pretty prestigious stretch of Water Street. The vape shops are all out of people's living rooms. Sex stores, too, are mixed in among classy establishments on Water Street. Strip clubs are generally in the suburbs and there's one at the far end of George Street. Dance clubs are mostly along George Street. Skeets are absolutely everywhere.
6. Do you have streets with any of the following names: King, Queen, Princess, Wellington, Victoria, Prince/King Edward, Peel, Elgin, Dundas, Cartier, Laurier, MacDonald?
King, Queen (and Queen's), Victoria. None of the others. We do have a Little Canada neighbourhood with Toronto, Quebec, Edmonton, Yellowknife, everything you can think of. (EDIT: There's a MacDonald out there too). And a shitload of more British ones - Prince of Wales, Military, Cochrane, Churchill, etc.
Obviously, none of the Canadian ones are old street names here. The City maintains a list of when streets were named and why:
Quote:
MacDonald Drive
Named by Council: April 17, 1968
Named for or location: The first Prime Minister of Canada, Sir John A. MacDonald.
Located between Logy Bay Road and Portugal Cove Road.
Classification: Street
Toronto Street
Named by Council: July 16, 1969
Named for or location: The capital of the province of Ontario.
Located between MacDonald Drive and Jasper Street within the North East Land Assembly.
Classification: Street
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Etc.
7. Do you have an underground mall or downtown mall that was built in the 1970s?
No.
8. Was that mall built because of an Eatons?
N/A.
9. Is the building that houses the Bay invariably older and more architecturally distinguished than the building that housed the Eatons?
No Bay either.
10. Do you have a pre-war Dominion Public Building?
No.
11. Do you have at least 1 grand Victorian commercial block that has a large-format English or Irish pub in it?
More than one.
Shamrock City is probably the best example of this.
12. Do the waitresses there have to wear kilts?
No. That's Scottish.
13. Do you have an adjacent neighbourhood of postwar apartment blocks mostly populated by singles, seniors and gays?
No, but we have rowhouse equivalents.
14. Do you have a cenotaph or war memorial?
We have a National War Memorial and more cenotaphs than I can remember.
15. Do you have at least one brutalist courthouse, government building or hospital? If not brutalist, is it something built in 1982 exclusively out of red brick?
We have a handful of "Canadian red brick" government buildings (the TD Place I mentioned above used to be one), only one of which remains to be reclad. Some of these red brick buildings were reclads themselves and were formerly plain stone. We have a brutalist and post-Confederation City Hall.