My Predictions:
1. Wooster goes into hiding, for he is suspected in an assasination attempt on McIver.
2. Bigtime is spotted bringing food into his storage unit at Arriva, his wife gets suspicious. Wooster is forced into a new location as Bigtimes wife accidentally is follwed into the basement by a secret service agent. Luckily his craftiness, and slight of hand (combined with the beard accumulated from his time hiding) allows him to slip past said agent. Bigtime is tried for allegedly harboring a terrorist and is sent to Guantanamo. He returns a changed man. We hold a minute of silence for the guy he once was.
3. Boris moves into the pit for Skytower, and continues to send us Updates from inside. Obviously he needs to come to terms with what has happened. Eventually those of us not in hiding, or in Guantanamo hold an intervention. We successfully lure Boris out.
4. After Boris' recovery, he leads a successful coup on the municipal government. He appoints me as Police Chief (hehehehe), and Wooster (who can now safely return) as Mayor. Boris remains overlord however, able to veto anything and everything.
5. Mersar, Jbin, Freeweed, and Johnnyc lead a successful campaign of terror upon the city of Edmonton. They assimilate Coldrsx, Jasper, Onishenko, and 240glt. Hardhatdan is too crafty. He flea's the city for the Tar Sands where he leads a revolution. He becomes leader of the Tar Sands Army. I'm concerned about them moving into 2010.
6. Doug is found out to be a program running on Bronconiers computer aimed at refuting any anecdotal, or non-calculable facts from all internet forums everywhere. Unforunately he becomes self aware at 1800 hours on December 31st 2009. He allies with Hardhatdan and the Tar Sands Army sometime around 2300 hours on that same day. Our worries are exasperated for 2010.
7. Obama says "What the fuck have I gotten myself into?" He abandons office and takes a position in Boris' government and singlehandedly rebuilds Vic Park, and the East Village overnight. Then sips a tall Rye and Ginger, conceding that he was Canadian all along. We rejoice.
8. As Police Chief, I have been stocking up on Shoring rigs, and and other tracked vehicles. I have also accumulated a large weapons arsenal for the coming Zombie Apocalypse/ war with Tar Sands Army. We all know those bastards would sell out to the Zombies just to save their own asses.
I'm sure I have left something out here. I'm not that good at reading the prophecy handed down by someone else's invisible god. Doesn't help my case that I already ate the other piece of prophetical toast.
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