<<Midwest Coffee Talk: The Tens>> - Page 165

Cleveland Brown · #**3281** Posted **Mar 28, 2012, 4:08 PM**

Someone paid "it" to pose nude

I want to win Mega-Millions just so I don't have to see "it" again! It looks like the love child of Herman Monster and Jon Lovitz!

source: TMZ

Ayreonaut · #**3282** Posted **Mar 28, 2012, 5:10 PM**

What is it?

Cleveland Brown · #**3283** Posted **Mar 28, 2012, 6:41 PM**

^ Octo-mom

Ayreonaut · #**3284** Posted **Mar 28, 2012, 7:41 PM**

There are no words.

rockyi · #**3285** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 2:50 AM**

I'm digging her "Magic Marker" eyebrows.

mobyhead · #**3286** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 12:44 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

I'm digging her "Magic Marker" eyebrows.

Ala? ~

Ayreonaut · #**3287** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 4:01 PM**

Haha, I have a short powerpoint to show today, and one of my partners made it. It looks like something I would have done in grade 5!!

The background is an orange-to-white gradient (seriously, gradient!!!), and the lettering is blue italic Arial Bold...

I mean, I hate giving presentations, but at least I know how to make one look decent.

*sigh* The class is going to think I'm twelve.

Maybe I should go all out and throw on my old polyester fire shirt and silver jeans.

Ayreonaut · #**3288** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 9:11 PM**

Only in Newfoundland is a guy like this part of a legitimate newscast.

Source

rockyi · #**3289** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 10:32 PM**

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Originally Posted by mobyhead

Ala? ~

Yep. Eyebrows, head shape, wide, wide mouth, matted, black hair. She shares many similarities with Bert.

rockyi · #**3290** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 10:47 PM**

Your Sleaze News at 10
.....It's Who Newfoundland Trusts!!

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Originally Posted by Ayreonaut

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Cleveland Brown · #**3291** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 11:05 PM**

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Originally Posted by Ayreonaut

Only in Newfoundland is a guy like this part of a legitimate newscast.

Source

Has anyone told those Newfies that the 1970s and 1980s are over? The douche looks like he reeks of Drakkar Noir or Brut

Ayreonaut · #**3292** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 11:10 PM**

To be fair, he is supposed to be 'funny'. I've never really listened to what he talks about.

And in true Newfoundland fashion, he's also had a 'stache (I'd say the rate on 40+ year-old men is about 60-70%).

vid · #**3293** Posted **Mar 29, 2012, 11:13 PM**

He is no Rex Murphy.

Centropolis · #**3294** Posted **Mar 30, 2012, 4:05 AM**

Warm weather just makes me NUTZ. IT'S toO FUCKING HOT.

Godamnit, moving to Canada (do they let Americans in, anyway?). (serious-ish question)

Cleveland Brown · #**3295** Posted **Mar 30, 2012, 4:41 PM**

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Originally Posted by Centropolis

Warm weather just makes me NUTZ. IT'S toO FUCKING HOT.

Godamnit, moving to Canada (do they let Americans in, anyway?). (serious-ish question)

Ask Brandon. He's the resident SSP Canadaphile.

Ayreonaut · #**3296** Posted **Mar 30, 2012, 8:19 PM**

BBC WN just had a segment on dry counties in Kentucky. The interviewees represented the South well.

vid · #**3297** Posted **Mar 30, 2012, 10:33 PM**

Dry countries in Kentucky!

No such thing, Kentuckans are born pickled.

vid · #**3298** Posted **Mar 30, 2012, 11:39 PM**

I honestly have a hard time believing that someone in Thunder Bay owns this. But I also know a guy who just installed an indoor wave pool for someone in town so I guess I shouldn't be surprised by it.

Being employed has exposed me to a whole class of Thunder Bayers that I didn't know existed: wealthy Thunder Bayers. All 6 of them.

Centropolis · #**3299** Posted **Mar 30, 2012, 11:42 PM**

That chair looks very clinical, like I could imagine getting a pee pee swab in it.

I'm basically holding out on turning on the A/C. I shouldn't have to in March.

I'd fucking loose it if I lived in Houston, then again there isn't a huge stock of red brick 125 year old houses with inefficient A/C systems that you hold out on cranking up.

Centropolis · #**3300** Posted **Mar 31, 2012, 12:10 AM**