When you have your cable TV go on the fritz you get mad.
When you get mad you yell at the neighborhood kids out your window.
When the kids give you the finger you slam your window shut.
When you slam your window shut you loosen the capstones on top of your building.
When the capstones loosen and the roof eventually leaks water into your 4th floor apartment you need major repairs.
When the repairs require the removal of your windows the neighborhood kids throw all the dumpster trash into your apartment.
Don't let your apartment get filled with trash, get Direct TV.