<<Midwest Coffee Talk: The Tens>>

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Originally Posted by touraccuracy

I'm not sure if I'm in my late early-20s or my early mid-20s.

Are you younger or older than 22 and 6 months?

I'm 23 and 7 months old on Friday. It's all downhill from here!

[Cleveland Brown]

It really does start going downhill after 25. Your friends start marrying and having kids, at that age my hair has started turning grey, the pressures of work really start ratcheting up, and the body starts to feel old (i.e. you can't take a fall or punch like you used to).

Oh well, at 28 I can still mock the 30 years old... for now.

[Lipani]

I'm 31 and still can't grow a beard. Life is so disappointing.

[Ayreonaut]

I turn 23 one month from today.

In other news, and you'd better believe it's big news, Vicelord John bought a new pair of boxers!!

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And a shirt that matches them. They're cute. I was going to say that they'd be perfect for marching in Pride but I didn't want to offend him.

[EuphoricOctopus]

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Your friends start marrying and having kids

Yeah, wtf is up with this!?

[Cleveland Brown]

^ Many women tend to think that they'll become spinsters if they don't marry and have a child by 30. Plus, a lot of people are just cogs on the wheel of life. The most irresponsible, selfish people often get married and have kids because everyone else is doing it. These same people tend to give me a sneer when I tell them I have no particular desire to get married or have children and can be completely happy throughout life with neither.

I've got an 18/19 year old cousin who is married with TWO children, poor fellow

[Cleveland Brown]

Originally Posted by Ayreonaut

In other news, and you'd better believe it's big news, Vicelord John bought a new pair of boxers!!

I noticed. He seems like a 16/17 year old kid - "Definitely gonna get laid if I buy the matching shirt and underwear!" The Douche Army Uniform designed by Burberry.

[1ajs]

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

^ Many women tend to think that they'll become spinsters if they don't marry and have a child by 30. Plus, a lot of people are just cogs on the wheel of life. The most irresponsible, selfish people often get married and have kids because everyone else is doing it. These same people tend to give me a sneer when I tell them I have no particular desire to get married or have children and can be completely happy throughout life with neither.

I've got an 18/19 year old cousin who is married with TWO children, poor fellow

least by the time hes 40 he will be kid free if he does not have anymore

[EuphoricOctopus]

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

^ Many women tend to think that they'll become spinsters if they don't marry and have a child by 30. Plus, a lot of people are just cogs on the wheel of life. The most irresponsible, selfish people often get married and have kids because everyone else is doing it. These same people tend to give me a sneer when I tell them I have no particular desire to get married or have children and can be completely happy throughout life with neither.

I've got an 18/19 year old cousin who is married with TWO children, poor fellow

I do have an urge to get married recently but then I realize I'm gay and I hate children.

[Cleveland Brown]

Originally Posted by 1ajs

least by the time hes 40 he will be kid free if he does not have anymore

Some of my wildest fun has occurred in my 20's. While his friends are out having fun, he will be stuck at home with toddlers. And any "fun" after 40 is just trying to relive your younger years.

[Cleveland Brown]

Originally Posted by EuphoricOctopus

I do have an urge to get married recently but then I realize I'm gay and I hate children.

I was (am) a horrible, opinionated, injury-prone, brat. So, I think it's best to avoid karma. I like dogs - they usually die before they become terrible teenagers (human years)!

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Originally Posted by 1ajs

least by the time hes 40 he will be kid free if he does not have anymore

He'll have more kids. Now that my dad is 45 and my brother and I are in our 20s, he simply went and found a new family to replace us. Besides, it isn't like having kids in his 20s stopped him from going out drinking with his friends every night.

Originally Posted by EuphoricOctopus

I do have an urge to get married recently but then I realize I'm gay and I hate children.

I could totally be a cool gay uncle. My parents don't have the ability to spoil my brother's potential children like my grandma did for us so I'll have to step up to the plate. Probably ironic that the person in my whole family that would be able to properly raise children is the least inclined to actually have them.

[Ayreonaut]

10-page paper due tomorrow afternoon. I guess I should finish reading through my sources.

I'll probably just take the 5% hit and email it to my prof on Wednesday.

[rockyi]

Originally Posted by Lipani

I'm 31 and still can't grow a beard. Life is so disappointing.

I can grow a beard anywhere on my body.

[Centropolis]

all the great gunfighters game from the midwest or the south.

i swear to christ they all moved to NYC at some point if they lived.

gut rot good god.

[mobyhead]

Originally Posted by rockyi

I can grow a beard anywhere on my body.

It takes a lot of work to tame the hairs growing off my ears.

[Buckeye Native 001]

Originally Posted by Lipani

I'm 31 and still can't grow a beard. Life is so disappointing.

Originally Posted by rockyi

I can grow a beard anywhere on my body.

Huh. I can grow excessive amounts of hair everywhere on my body except the top of my head.

[mobyhead]

Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

I noticed. He seems like a 16/17 year old kid - "Definitely gonna get laid if I buy the matching shirt and underwear!" The Douche Army Uniform designed by Burberry.

That's hilarious!

[rockyi]

Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

Huh. I can grow excessive amounts of hair everywhere on my body except the top of my head.

I forgot to mention that in my post. The top of my head gave up the hair a while ago.