How Would Spiderman Fare In Your City?

Razor · #1 Posted **Jan 26, 2019, 9:31 PM**

Ottawa

He would pretty much have a good solid (low flying) run down few of Ottawa's urban canyons like Albert or Slater, cross down Kent, have a few spins around Parliament hill and depending if it's a hot day or not, let go and plunge into the river to cool off ...Total airtime..Maybe 5 minutes tops..Most likely 2-3 minutes. .It would be like an equivalent ski bunny hill for a warm up before he takes on the big boys.

Jelly Roll · #2 Posted **Jan 26, 2019, 11:05 PM**

In Philly he would be a huge success. People love a local hero here and there is enough height to visit the suburbs if he wants to.

James Bond Agent 007 · #3 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 12:06 AM**

In KC he's spend too much time at BBQ joints and not bother saving the day anymore.

Sun Belt · #4 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 12:22 AM**

Spiderman would fall in love with 'MaryJane' and lose motivation for everything else in life except for Double Double Cheeseburgers from In N Out.

the urban politician · #5 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 12:24 AM**

Spider-Man wouldn't achieve much in downtown Libertyville

llamaorama · #6 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 1:42 AM**

You'd see him swinging from elevated freeway structures here in Houston.

montréaliste · #7 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 2:16 AM**

In Montreal, he'd be panhandling on the slushy sidewalks near Central station.

MolsonExport · #8 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 4:58 AM**

I've seen Spiderman dancing many times in Montreal. He seems to get a few quarters thrown his way.

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SIGSEGV · #9 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 8:04 AM**

He was arrested when he climbed the Sears tower.

jd3189 · #10 Posted **Jan 27, 2019, 9:04 AM**

Depends on which Spider-Man you’re talking about. Peter Parker played today would have a hard time getting the mamis down in South Beach but he would have fun swinging through the high rise condos of Brickell and Downtown. Miles Morales is a bit too young as well to enjoy himself down there.

JManc · #11 Posted **Jan 28, 2019, 4:48 PM**

Here, he would eat too much, get too fat to do his thing and go buy an F-150 and chase baddies around in that.

Boisebro · #12 Posted **Jan 28, 2019, 5:08 PM**

he'd get squished under my foot in about 5 seconds.

i #$!@ing hate spiders.

dave8721 · #13 Posted **Jan 28, 2019, 7:05 PM**

Maybe he would be freaked out by there being other spiders (and roaches) even bigger than him?

sopas ej · #14 Posted **Jan 28, 2019, 8:55 PM**

He could moonlight by posing for photos with tourists in front of the Chinese Theatre.