I'm not trying to be antagonizing, and I do think this thread is quite hilarious,
but I do find it interesting how some Denver-ers (Denverites? Denver-ians?) were complaining a long while back about the many useless threads Boise and SLC have on here...
Just my lowly opinion!
Please paint it pink. It would be so nice to break away from the confining spectrum of gray, off-gray, cream, beige, tan, light tan, dark tan, middle tan, white girl tan, etc...