Of course. Here's Rock Creek, a mile from my apartment. The waterway looks quite similar. Of course, it doesn't have a canyon. But if you're defining your waterways based on the rock formations of nearby land, then perhaps we've identified why westerners don't know what a "river" is. Protip: Rivers are made of water.
After copious amounts of mountain allergy therapy, we have concluded that it was not I that had the mountain allergy, it was the vehicle. As much as I love my steed, I am retiring it and getting a new car. Not my dream car, the Bagger 288, but it'll do.
Easterners do have canyons, though of course they're much smaller. And sometimes we just up and decide to build new ones using dynamite.
Pffft. Westerners know that real canyons can only be made by real rivers- the kind that trickle like cat's piss year after year except for that 10th year when the flow is like Odin's first piss after a night of drinking.
__________________ "You don't strike, you just go to work everyday and do your job real half-ass. That's the American way!" -Homer Simpson
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field. ~Albert Einstein
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