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Originally Posted by Proof Sheet
What about those stores where you can purchase your family crest/tartan etc on some sort of plaque and they usually have some low end computer program will tell you about your ancestors and what your family name means etc.
Another one is those stores that sell Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix towels, towels with 'this buds for you' with a marijuana leaf on it or various other head shop level of tackiness in the form of towels, posters, etc.
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most excellent mall downswing criteria.
Westmount mall in London had a "British Store" that sold the stuff mentioned in the first paragraph. Marginally interesting for about 20 minutes, but the customers were insufferably bitter people bemoaning immigrants and complaining about English football.
The second is the worst of all. You see these fucking towels (tapestries?) always at the local festivals downtown, and also in flea markets, and yes, when they start to appear in the mall, you know the place is desperate for tenants.
Who the fuck buys these towels? Another towel I always see is from Scarface (Al Pacino wincing in anger as he is firing his machine gun. "Say Hello to my Little Friend!!").
yeah, as someone mentioned, the places that sell only calendars...what kind of store can make it on such a limited range?
And (also mentioned) the Vietnamese-run place for manicures and pedicures (poor staff scrubbing the feet of Walmart Fatties wearing oversized tent-like shirts with Minnie Mouse embroidered on the front...one fatty was eating a soft-serve cone while some small vietnamese woman wearing a surgical mask was sanding down the corns on her gnarly fat stinky feet)
Headshops with their Jamaican flag colourings.
Granny stores. Places that sell handmade stuff by grannies, or sell materials to grannies so they can crochet, or whatnot.
Kumon. Or some other tutoring place.
And cellphone repair joints.
And maybe an indoor gym for tots. Or a place to race your remote control cars (Decarie Square Mall in Montreal had that on the basement floor...it was the deadest, most depressing mall in the entire province).