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Originally Posted by windscar
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"Vancouver sucks, everyone is ugly and the city smells bad"
just kidding
hey, look, I wont translate all the nonsense they say. I will only translate whatever they speak about Vancouver itself.
Guy2: 00:04
there is a skywalk there, see, which is nice to take photos from
Guy1: 00:08
We are... in Vancouver.
Guy1: 00:39
The first impression I have of Vancouver is that its a place extremelly well organized, a place of educated (in the sense of being nice) people, at least thats the first impression I have.
Its clean... with a very very good asphalt pavement, just look at the asphalt (personally, I see no asphalt where they are pointing the camera! Looks like concrete).
Look at the asphalt people... its almost white (of course. It isnt asphalt! Gosh).
We are marvelled with the things in Vancouver. Public transport is right on-time, it works VERY well...
You get out of the airport, already gets the Skytrain... we arrived in 40 minutes from where we were, carrying the big bags, etc.
Guy2
(says something about the time between the airport and the end of Skytrain taking 25 mins more 15 mins to their home)
Guy1
It was super easy
Guy1: 02:20
No words, no words... I only get sad of having been born in Brazil and having suffered for so long (what a sucker!)
(Then the two idiot girls cross the street to get some free shampoo, all happy, like if it was some novelty to get free samples in Brazil
)
Guy2
Here in Vancouver you get lots of free samples on the street...
Guy1 also talks about having a lot of orientals in the city, something they already knew (and no, in Brazil "oriental" is not politically incorrect... an american or brazilian is an "ocidental", and someone from the far east is "oriental"... it just refers to the hemisphere of origin)
they also mention the city has tons of Starbucks...
Guy1 sucks up to Sears talking how cheap and amazing it is (in Massachussets), but Guy2 says Sears at Vancouver is not that cheap
ps: one of the girls talks about Dallas, and Guy1 talks about Massachussets, so at least you Vancouverites know they arent really being amazed at Vancouver comparing to a third world brazilian city... it seems they are amazed at Vancouver even comparing to some american cities.