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Originally Posted by SunDevil
MLS: No Idea... Phoenix? but it's so hot in the summer.
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Let the Diamondbacks leave (fuck Ken Kendrick) and repurpose BOB for soccer.
Move the Coyotes to Quebec or Seattle.
Tell Sarver he can go fuck himself as well if he tries to fleece the city for a new Suns arena and/or wants the taxpayers to pay for upgrades to America West Arena. Make them play a season at Veterans Memorial Coliseum (seriously, that'd be awesome) to see how good they have it at their current arena.
University of Phoenix Stadium is over ten years old, so I'm sure if the Cardinals bid to host another Super Bowl, the NFL will demand millions in upgrades that they'll refuse to finance (because Glendale is flush with cash...) before considering granting them another bid (the NFL did this to San Diego after the 2003 Super Bowl...)
In Cincinnati:
Let the Bengals move. It'd probably save Hamilton County a boatload of tax revenue if/when they aren't on the hook for Mikey Boy's stadium whims. Also, Mike Brown's only redeeming quality is that he's not Dan Snyder.
Contract the Reds. What a fucking dumpster fire of a team run by morons. Appreciate their history and memories of the Big Red Machine, but it's clear that they're nowhere close to a Houston or Cubs-style rebuild any time soon. Joey Votto's talents are going to waste.
FC Cincinnati: Just got accepted to MLS. That's actually kind of neat. It's a shame that whatever rivalry they could've had with Columbus will be short lived.