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Ex-Ithacan · #**2981** Posted **Feb 15, 2012, 10:53 PM**

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Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

We noticed. He must search the forum for eporue or sdnalrehten eht like rotnart searches for lizarb.

I.....I don't understand.

rockyi · #**2982** Posted **Feb 15, 2012, 11:32 PM**

Yeah, I noticed that he's back, too. He's still his same terse, snotty, self-righteous, huggable self.

Cleveland Brown · #**2983** Posted **Feb 15, 2012, 11:51 PM**

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Originally Posted by Ex-Ithacan

I.....I don't understand.

Just reverse the words...

Cleveland Brown · #**2984** Posted **Feb 15, 2012, 11:52 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

He's still his same terse, snotty, self-righteous, huggable self.

That sounds like me!

Ex-Ithacan · #**2985** Posted **Feb 15, 2012, 11:57 PM**

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Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

Just reverse the words...

"lizarb for searches rotnart like eht sdnalrehten or eporue for forum the search must he. noticed we."

Oh, OK, now I get it.

I actually caught the anit-search gibberish the first time around.

rockyi · #**2986** Posted **Feb 16, 2012, 12:09 AM**

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Originally Posted by Cleveland Brown

That sounds like me!

Nah... I don't recall you ever posting anything that made me want to hit you over the head with a 2x4.

Cleveland Brown · #**2987** Posted **Feb 16, 2012, 1:05 AM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Nah... I don't recall you ever posting anything that made me want to hit you over the head with a 2x4.

That's not what my ex said

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex-Ithacan

I actually caught the anit-search gibberish the first time around.

Fast learn do you

vid · #**2988** Posted **Feb 16, 2012, 1:45 AM**

I will never forget the day orihs told me that the Japanese word for "cold boiled rice moistened with rice vinegar" actually meant "thin bite-size slices of fresh raw fish".

He said he knew this because he was a sushi chef. I would not eat sushi from a chef that didn't know the difference between sushi and sashimi.

I had my first "bad day" at work today. I work with two slightly mentally deficient people (one due to epilepsy, one due to learning disability), so they function at 15-year-old levels. It was like being in high school again. The epileptic repeats things a lot and when he says something loudly it riles up the learning disability kid, so it was really getting on my nerves. I almost threatened to tape his mouth shut but I like having a job.

Centropolis · #**2989** Posted **Feb 16, 2012, 1:12 PM**

My girlfriend works with autistic people, and there's always a shit stirrer who sets off everyone like falling dominos, at which point pandemonium ensues.

rockyi · #**2990** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 4:09 AM**

Was hearing police sirens all night long only to find out......Yay! A big meth lab was busted just down the street from me in one of the the busiest parts of town and close to a school.
It's going to be hard talking about these retards without using offensive words like retard so I'll just ignore this story of retarded meth-making retards.

Centropolis · #**2991** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 5:23 AM**

Sorry, I guess some of our meth squirted out of the top!

Meth labs are so over. It's all about the shake and bake down here now. You too can make meth in a mr pibb bottle. Just make sure you are already high if it blows up!

Centropolis · #**2992** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 5:28 AM**

Anyone celebrating Mardi Gras season? I guess we picked it up here in St. Louis because we needed an excuse for public intoxication but couldnt wait for St. Pattys...

Cleveland Brown · #**2993** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 12:51 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Was hearing police sirens all night long only to find out......Yay! A big meth lab was busted just down the street from me in one of the the busiest parts of town and close to a school.
It's going to be hard talking about these retards without using offensive words like retard so I'll just ignore this story of retarded meth-making retards.

I knew that when Flava-Flav opened that chicken joint there it was a cover for something! I still don't understand why meth is still so widely used. I certainly would not want to ingest something where every ingredient is highly toxic and the whole concoction has been mixed up in the the back of a single-wide by Jim-Bob, the kid who flunked chemistry three times in a row.

Cleveland Brown · #**2994** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 12:55 PM**

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Originally Posted by Centropolis

Anyone celebrating Mardi Gras season? I guess we picked it up here in St. Louis because we needed an excuse for public intoxication but couldnt wait for St. Pattys...

Alcohol! In these parts of the midwest it's all about the lard fried jelly donuts called a packzi.

HomeInMyShoes · #**2995** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 1:32 PM**

What the world needs is another drinking holiday.

Robert Pence · #**2996** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 1:42 PM**

Around these parts the term "drinking holiday" is a redundancy.

HomeInMyShoes · #**2997** Posted **Feb 17, 2012, 2:11 PM**

^Okay, what the world needs is another holiday.

And an end to green beer on St. Patrick's Day. It's fine to go out for a pint, but food colouring is for losers.