Wow, the first night I have to leave my windows open all night to cool the house off, so of course the local savages spark up the pollution.
This wouldn't grind my gears so much if it just followed some logic - you don't need a fire when it's +18, you pansies. Have it when it's COLD out, and you won't be causing your neighbours to wake up coughing.
Let the flamewar begin. Let's try to keep this semi-civil, not that I have started that way or anything.