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Originally Posted by WarrenC12
Stop paying income taxes. You'll get your 4 walls and 3 square meals a day. They even provide clothes in prison!
Maybe you can get this tattoo while you're there:
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That tattoo will look great on my back.
In some scenarios jail would be better. So, we are going to abolish the capital gains tax. Now we are going to tax you 95% on your gains. Or you could spend a month in jail.
It can get even sillier. Extreme laws aren't made overnight. They slowly chip away, until one day (read the following and below with sarcasm in my voice).............So Muslim community, there was an attack on Canadian soil with ISIS taking responsibility. We have implemented the Muslim tax to help fix the damage and compensate the victims. You can easily avoid this, just renounce your faith!
So Mr Gay couple, we noticed you don't have children. Well, you have a lot of disposable income now. We can all see it on your fabulous Instagram page. Others with kids are struggling, so we are implementing the gay tax. You can easily avoid this, just have kids or don't be gay.
So Canadians born on this soil of Japanese descent....your distant relatives you never knew in a country you never been to, well, they sorta just attacked Pearl Harbour. So we are going to move you all to these really rural areas to keep everyone safe. Don't worry, we are going to sell all your stuff and tax it to pay for it. Oh, you can easily avoid all this. Just go work on an Alberta farm for pennies. Wait, what? The Nazis are also attacking us. Oh, don't worry, the Germans here are cool. After the war, if none of you are charged for a crime....don't worry, we will have an awesome apology ready for you.