I agree that Ottawa's complacency is a problem that needs to be attacked. I also agree that we could learn many lessons from Vancouver.
That said, one could make any city look bad by drawing an example of something good from one city, and then ignoring the similar examples in another city to specifically find something bad. Usually I am fond of Ken Gray's opinions, but this one was garbage.
Here's my response to his list:
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1. Vancouver has mountains; we have hills.
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True, but anyone who has visited Gatineau Park, hiked up some of those hills, or better yet gone skiing and taken a moment to stop at the top and look out over the beauty that is the Canadian Shield knows that our landscape is just as beautiful and majestic, just very different.
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2. Vancouver has an ocean; we have a river.
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2. Vancouver has a straight that is connected to a very cold ocean, Ottawa has three rivers and one canal, and the Ottawa River is the most majestic river I have ever come accross in Europe or North America (haven't yet travelled elsewhere) aside from the Saint Lawrence.
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3. They have the Olympics; we lost out to Hawkesbury for the Eastern Ontario Bowlerama Five-Pin Shoot-out qualifications and Bass Fishin' Derby.
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Did we want the Bowlerama and Bass Fishin' Derby?
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4. They have Whistler; we have the warmup hut at Lac Philippe.
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While Whistler and Vancouver are together hosting the Olympic Games, Whistler is in fact 125 kilometers from Vancouver. Ottawa is only slightly further than that from Algonquin Park.
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5. They have Nelly Furtado and Bryan Adams; we have Paul Anka.
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5. They have Nelly Furtado; we have Alanis Morissette.
Also, Bryan Adams actually was born in Kingston and went to high school in Ottawa. It's more difficult to attribute 'hometowns' to celebrities once they have money, fame, multiple homes, etc.
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6. They have Pamela Anderson; we have Charlotte Whitton.
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I'm actually quite fine with that.
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7. They have killer whales; we have canal carp.
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Both are dangerous and equally inedible. Maybe Ken's onto something with this one...
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8. They have grizzly bears; we have coyotes.
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8. They have grizzly bears; we have black bears, wolves, coyotes. Hooray for wildlife!
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9. They have the world watching the Olympics; we have 14 insomniacs nodding off in front of CPAC.
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I take offence to such a stereotype. I am not an insomniac!
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10. They have entrepreneurs; we have bureaucrats.
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10. They have entrepreneurs; we have bureaucrats AND entrepreneurs.
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11. They have a stadium that seats 60,000; we dynamited a quarter of our stadium before it collapsed.
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Good point. Thankfully Landsdowne Live should remedy this situation.
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12. They have a domed stadium; we have Larry O'Brien's chrome dome.
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Not sure what he means by a 'chrome dome', but any potshots of O'Brien are always welcome.
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13. They have a football team; we don't.
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13. They have a football team, and soon so will we.
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14. They have a soccer team; we don't.
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14. They have a soccer team, and soon so will we.
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15. They have a baseball team; we don't.
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15. They have a baseball team; and soon we will again.
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16. They have a rapid-rail transit system; we have big, honkin' buses in for repairs.
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Point taken. If all goes well, this will be rectified over the next few years, although I would be in favour of a more aggressive approach to modernizing and expanding our rapid transit system than is even espoused in Ottawa's current plan.
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17. They have Gastown; we have Gloucester.
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This one really makes me laugh. Vancouver has plenty of suburbs. How can you justify comparing completely different parts of each city simply because they share the letter 'G'. Additionally, Gastown isn't necessarily the best place in the world. A much more apt comparison is "They have Gastown, we have Vanier", although this does not work greatly in favour of either city. If we wanted to favour Ottawa, we could say "They have Gastown, we have (insert "The Glebe", "Little Italy", "New Edinburgh", etc)."
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18. They have one of the finest cities in the world; we have one of the finest cities in the Ottawa Valley.
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This one is just an unsubstantiated cheap-shot. I would have thought Ken above such meaningless slander.
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19. They have a brilliant, intensely developed community; we have LeBreton Flats.
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Another poor comparison: the developed part of one city vs. the undeveloped part of another. I, contrary to many, still believe that Lebreton has the potential to be a great community once fully developed. Please, can we hold our judgement until then.
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20. We have the National Capital Commission; they have nothing in comparison.
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Excellent point! Huge advantage for us! (and I mean that sincerely)
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21. We have Alex Cullen; see above.
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Ok, point taken.
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22. They have the new Olympic facilities; we have Bruce Pit.
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Don't forget the Conroy Pit!
More seriously, it's true that Vancouver will benefit from those facilities, but Ottawa is hardly bereft of Athletic venues/facilities. And for speed skating there's always the Canal.
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23. They have the Lions Gate Bridge; we have the third lane on the Champlain Bridge.
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23. They have the Lions Gate Bridge, we have the Union Bridge (now referred to as the Portage Bridge), which is older than the Lions Gate, and equally historically significant.
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24. They have Stanley Park; we have Lansdowne Park.
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24. They have Stanley Park; we have Gatineau Park. Both cities should pat themselves on the back.
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25. They have Granville Island; we have the Westboro Superstore.
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25. They have Granville Island; we have the ByWard Market.
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26. They have mountain views; we have the Carp Road landfill.
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Wow, I never knew that Vancouver doesn't produce any garbage! While on the topic of garbage, I was reading this opinion piece by Ken Gray the other day...
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27. They have the Olympic flame; we have a space heater in the Conference Centre.
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At least the space heater works.
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28. They have majestic forests; we have One Hundred Foot Line.
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28. They have majestic forests; we have majestic forests.
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29. They set a goal and accomplished it; we don't have a goal.
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Excellent point. Finally something good from this article.
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30. They do big things; we don't.
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As an optimist, I would change this to:
30. They have done big things; we haven't yet.