At least we still have this:
Ooo, Perry Bible Fellowship!!!
This is gross, so stop reading if you're sane: I was going to change my signature to say "eat to poop to eat" to make fun of my admission that I've eaten while shitting before to make up for sleeping in before work, but then I realized that that would suggest I eat shit.
So, it's going to remain an in-joke that no one who knows me online will get. (If you worked where I work, my signature would be
hilarious.)
One of my co-workers practically lives at the strip bar I'm always posting photos of. Easter is coming so all of the strippers are using their bunny-themed stage names.