First Canadian Chick-Fil-A opens in... surprise! Calgary.
Ok, have at 'er boys. While I don't think this is thread-worthy per se, I really didn't want to derail another thread with this. It's hilarious because I'm just waiting for someone to say "well yeah, they opened in Calgary for obvious reasons". I was introduced to Satan's fast food by a gay buddy in the US. He's laughing his ass off about this right now. Even he frequents the joint, because it's just so damned delicious. He says his soul gets stained just a little more each time, but he can't help himself. I also just found out that they did a very brief Canadian test almost 20 years ago, in... wait for it... Edmonton. See? We must be conservative out here.
I give up. You guys win.