Judgmental Maps of Cities - Page 2

Quixote · #21 Posted **Sep 14, 2014, 8:59 PM**

Actually, "Wisteria Lane" sounds fitting for all of Pasadena. Obviously that doesn't really apply to Old Town (too commercial), but Pasadena's endless leafy, tree-lined residential streets collectively are every bit as emblematic as its popular commercial core. Although the movie is set in nearby San Marino, the picture-perfect postcard home used in the movie "Father of the Bride" is located in Pasadena on El Molino Street. I pass by it almost every day in fact. The Huntington Library and Gardens might also be associated with Pasadena, even though that too is within San Marino city limits.

fflint · #22 Posted **Sep 14, 2014, 9:11 PM**

The SF one is okay--too much reliance on "hobo blowjobs" and Boiler Room references--but "Chinese Driveways" and "Techspanol" are pretty original, funny and accurate.

tdawg · #23 Posted **Sep 14, 2014, 11:54 PM**

Hilarious, and this is coming from someone who now lives in the "Tumbleweeds" section of Queens.

ColDayMan · #24 Posted **Sep 15, 2014, 3:54 AM**

The Columbus one is quite accurate...

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KevinFromTexas · #25 Posted **Sep 15, 2014, 5:46 AM**

I live in the area south of 290 (Ben White Boulevard) that reads "comfy fatties and poverty" - both are somewhat true and false depending on the pockets in those areas you find yourself in.

Created by Albert Bui - https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater

LMich · #26 Posted **Sep 15, 2014, 8:23 AM**

I'm sort of surprised Detroit outside of downtown and midtown is just splattered with "black." Got to say that the Grosse Pointes "Wannabe WASPs" and "Actual WASP" made me laugh a bit. Also, the "Rich Strippers" up along Hall Road in Macomb County, and "Poor Stripers" for Warren. lol And the "Albanians Laundering Money for Italians" in Sterling Heights, mostly because I don't get the reference given that I associate Sterling Heights with mostly well-off Chaldeans as it's most interesting demographic.

chris08876 · #27 Posted **Sep 15, 2014, 10:24 AM**

Some more for the collection:

the urban politician · #28 Posted **Sep 15, 2014, 2:13 PM**

The NYC maps are great. My all time favorite is "dangerous but getting gay" for Edgewater in Chicago

tech12 · #29 Posted **Sep 15, 2014, 5:36 PM**

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Originally Posted by chris08876

The nob hill one always get me and hobo blowjobs.

The hobo blowjobs are everywhere...seems the map is pretty accurate

pdxtex · #30 Posted **Sep 17, 2014, 10:15 PM**

ill trust hobo bjs are real thing. i think ill avoid that part of town but its still amusing....is that the SF equivalent of crackwhore street walkers?? has anyone done a portland map yet?

LosAngelesSportsFan · #31 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 12:11 AM**

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Originally Posted by dc_denizen

what is the 'super creepy 1950s looking area' in LA?

Looks like Burbank, Sun Valley and Shadow Hills. Typical 50's suburbs for the first two and equestrian ranch homes in the hills for Shadow Hills

i love these maps.. the LA one is pretty damn accurate other than Pasadena (mentioned before) and the term Hella (which we absolutely do not use down here)

chris08876 · #32 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 12:26 PM**

MNMike · #33 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 5:42 PM**

Crawford · #34 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 6:32 PM**

The Long Island one is accurate.

TimCity2000 · #35 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 6:44 PM**

i've made my home amongst the hipsters, but close enough to drive-by shootings to keep it real...

tech12 · #36 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 6:54 PM**

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Originally Posted by pdxtex

ill trust hobo bjs are real thing. i think ill avoid that part of town but its still amusing....is that the SF equivalent of crackwhore street walkers?? has anyone done a portland map yet?

"Hobo blowjobs" on the map honestly should just be called "lots of hobos"...but I'm sure you can get blow jobs from some of them. And rest assured, we have plenty of "crackwhore street walkers" in SF as well. SF is a land of opportunity, and there are undoubtedly many choices when it comes to getting a blowjob from a random street person. I wouldn't expect it to be free though. Probably gonna cost you at least one bottle of malt liquor.

chris08876 · #37 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 7:34 PM**

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Originally Posted by tech12

"Hobo blowjobs" on the map honestly should just be called "lots of hobos"...but I'm sure you can get blow jobs from some of them. And rest assured, we have plenty of "crackwhore street walkers" in SF as well. SF is a land of opportunity, and there are undoubtedly many choices when it comes to getting a blowjob from a random street person. I wouldn't expect it to be free though. Probably gonna cost you at least one bottle of malt liquor.

Hahah I like that. "Land of opportunity" lol.

Thats the new American dream, hobo blowjobs.

dc_denizen · #38 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 8:29 PM**

Los Angeles and Houston are my favourites so far

10023 · #39 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 9:52 PM**

And here's the judgemental map of... the World:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...ns-d7jo0w0.png

Some pieces:

bnk · #40 Posted **Sep 18, 2014, 10:33 PM**