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Originally Posted by PhillyDrew
Actually I heard there was a redesign that was going to keep the 70's facade after all, going all the way around the new project. Apparently there is some significant historical value to the facade after all!
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Dear SSP Philly Thread participants:
Though this news will no doubt delight many readers, I regret to inform you that aspiring -many would say wannabe - gadfly, Cro Burnham, was discovered earlier this evening impaled on one of the sheet metal finials of the remains of 1101 Market Street, upon which he had thrown himself in an as-yet inexplicable fit of desperation from a window at the neighboring Loews. Efforts to revive him at Jefferson Trauma Center have not been successful. In his pocket, a cryptic note was found with the barely legible words scrawled "i cannot take it any more!!!"
Those who might have an inkling as to the motivation for this senseless, though perhaps much-to-be celebrated, act are urged to share it with investigating authorities who may otherwise drop such a plainly idiotic case and make a donut run.
Attorney-in-Fact for Cro Burnham
G. Shitward Crapfphyle III