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Old Posted Jan 11, 2018, 1:51 AM
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I've been hearing one commercial with Sean Jone's distinct scream in it....likely on the radio.......yea it's quite an irritating noise.

I don't think many of you heard of this guy, but the owner of a jewelry shop, Oliver, from Oliver Jewelry, has some really annoying and honestly stupid commericals that have been playing on television sometimes at least in the GTA from my knowledge. Here's the commercial I remember being rerun the most from him, it's at least 9 or 10 years old by now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW8d4oZ_UCE

Just seeing this commercial made me a bit....mad....I can't stand this guy.

I've seen this commercial a bit too....:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nBIpwnMW9s
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I've been hearing one commercial with Sean Jone's distinct scream in it....likely on the radio.......yea it's quite an irritating noise.

I don't think many of you heard of this guy, but the owner of a jewelry shop, Oliver, from Oliver Jewelry, has some really annoying and honestly stupid commericals that have been playing on television sometimes at least in the GTA from my knowledge. Here's the commercial I remember being rerun the most from him, it's at least 9 or 10 years old by now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW8d4oZ_UCE

Just seeing this commercial made me a bit....mad....I can't stand this guy.

I've seen this commercial a bit too....:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nBIpwnMW9s
That’s so..... embarassing....

Apparently he was taken to court by DC comics at one point.

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Old Posted Jan 11, 2018, 2:25 AM
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Wow...what a guy
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Old Posted Jan 11, 2018, 3:15 AM
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Now that the Canadian Tire guy has reTired, is there anything worse than bs rim whoreton's commercials (hockey dad bs, kids skating on ponds...why don't they show the always fresh donuts being made in that Brantfart factory?)
Screw the commercials. These privileged rich asses are now the frontrunner for the douche of the year award.
     
     
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Old Posted Jan 11, 2018, 4:36 AM
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Screw the commercials. These privileged rich asses are now the frontrunner for the douche of the year award.
Them or Derek Fildebrandt.
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Old Posted Jan 11, 2018, 3:18 PM
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These guys (Au Bon Marche) with their terrible accents and their arm movements were the undisputed Kings of cheesy commercials during the 80s in Montreal. You couldn't watch TV on any Canadian station (french or english) for more than 20 minutes without being exposed to one of their so-bad-its-good commercials. Nobody came close. Except maybe the 2525 laurentian-plymouth Chrysler guy. Worth it for the K-cars.

Enjoy:
"Aidez-nous à écraser la compétition et vous serez les gagnants!"
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two-five, two-five...We ave ha Winner!!
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Great for a belly full of laughs:
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pedo alert at 1:26
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Actually Canadian Tire surprisingly has a kickass Website. You can fine stuff and it will tell you the availability at the store and the aisle it is in. I was looking for a toy for a nephew for Christmas and it was 7 In stock aisle 58.

Stores are usually a mess but ours must have good employees and the Website is brilliant.
Canadian Tire's in-store service sucks pretty much across the board but I am still glad it's there. Over the years my appreciation of the store has grown, largely due to friends who are immigrants and did not grow up with the chain so did not take it for granted. They absolutely love Canadian Tire because in their words: "if you need it and it exists, they have it". The first time someone told me that, I thought for a second: "yeah, that's quite true".
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Old Posted Jan 11, 2018, 3:46 PM
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These guys (Au Bon Marche) with their terrible accents and their arm movements were the undisputed Kings of cheesy commercials during the 80s in Montreal. You couldn't watch TV on any Canadian station (french or english) for more than 20 minutes without being exposed to one of their so-bad-its-good commercials. Nobody came close. Except maybe the 2525 laurentian-plymouth Chrysler guy. Worth it for the K-cars.
At first I thought you meant this Bon Marche:

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Old Posted Jan 11, 2018, 3:58 PM
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Them or Derek Fildebrandt.
I'd go with the Brazilian billionaire hedge fund that majority owns Timmies right now.
     
     
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At first I thought you meant this Bon Marche:

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Le Bon Marché is also a legendary high-end department store in Paris.
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This woman is every belligerent, obnoxious customer I ever dealt with working retail.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalne...rs-haters/amp/
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This woman is every belligerent, obnoxious customer I ever dealt with doing retail.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalne...rs-haters/amp/
bitchy ugly bag. dime a dozen. I've seen her around before (this town hall was in London. at UWO, and we have our share of angry conservatives...always super pissed off).

Her husband:

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bitchy ugly bag. dime a dozen. I've seen her around before (this town hall was in London. at UWO, and we have our share of angry conservatives...always super pissed off).

Her husband:

aol
They're not married, they're shacked up... you lying piece of shit!
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Yeah, and they lied about being married so they could cheat a little on their taxes. Everybody does that! to deny otherwise means that they are lying sacks of shit!!
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Yeah, and they lied about being married so they could cheat a little on their taxes. Everybody does that! to deny otherwise means that they are lying sacks of shit!!
Or maybe they're just friends with benefits?
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Or maybe they're just friends with benefits?
Quit being so politically correct! They’re swingers!
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Fuck I just got an ad for Gavin McInnes here. Didn't bother to take a screenshot but certainly qualifies.
     
     
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Fuck I just got an ad for Gavin McInnes here. Didn't bother to take a screenshot but certainly qualifies.
I've been getting them too.
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This reminds me of London’s Towers of Spite:

http://www.urbo.com/content/spite-ho...42701077490348
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