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Originally Posted by br323206
I think the solution to this debate is that we need to tear down Independence Hall and replace it with the world's tallest Wendy's. People would come from all over the world to eat spicy chicken nuggets on the 80th floor. It'll be bee-yoo-tee-full.
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To follow up on your soaring flight of sarcasm . . . . .
Did you know . . . soon - prehaps already -
by right, those crusty old Eternity Fashion, Valu Rite, Beauty Academy, and wig shop outlets on Chestnut Street will be certified historic, based purely on the fact that they have never replaced their chewing gum-permeated orange turf carpet, yellowed, mystery fluid-stained acoustic foam ceiling tiles, flickering/burnt out mercury-filled fluorescent tube lighting, and lint-laden, UV-light faded window displays. As will the prehistorically dumpster grease-infused pavements on the service alleys behind the shops. All pre-1970 vintage without a doubt.
And this is good. It's the kind of stuff some of our favorite posters heap praise upon. These places embody the essence of the glorious nadir of Philadelphia's post war descent into poverty and neglect. We need to preserve this stuff, it has character and speaks to Philadelphia's lost status as the most run down big city in America.