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Originally Posted by Prezrezc
That cemetary might as well include plots for folks who died and went to heaven looking at the cityscape.
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Actually, it was the sensory overload from the skyline that killed them. Did you know that magnitude of the skyline when viewed is the lead cause of broken facial bones for people age 18-45? Typically, it causes the bone mass to severely weaken in the jaw or mandible, and as a result, it falls onto the floor and shatters causing multiple fractures. Sometimes, irrecoverable.
Not to worry, there are treatment centers. They are called Kansas and North Dakota.
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Originally Posted by NYCrules
Got separated cause they argued over who had better pizza? Is that actually true?
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Of course its true. Why do you think Lewis and Clark fled west? They were exiled for their blasphemy of NY pizza. They then went to the city of Chicago, and started their own deep dish pizza. Unfortunately, history has shown that the real pizza is here. The thinner, the smoother the cheese is, and the sauce is what its about. NYC water is rich in the ingredients to make the perfect sauce.